A beard a newly separated or divorced man grows in order to show that he's young, hip, cool. Sometimes, but not always, accompanied by a manbun.
by Lucretia Maxwell October 29, 2015
It's when you live in Washington, DC have been with someone for equal to or more then 3 years, both are in politics, and break up, still have to work with each other, and everyone else acts like it's a big deal except the couple.
by dcbadass September 02, 2014
Person1: did you hear johns joke about the flamingo?
Person2: yeah that was my joke.
Person1: oh… you’ve been arbys divorced.
Person2: yeah that was my joke.
Person1: oh… you’ve been arbys divorced.
by Arbyshimself August 04, 2023
A no expections, be-who-you-are friendship between recently separated / divorced individuals, that actually understand the bullshit that comes with being fucked over by the ex.
How's my DB (divorce buddy) doin' today? Any drama with the db (douche bag; i.e. "The EX")? (Followed by general convo.)
by Ronnie_Stacey April 03, 2016
A type of divorce where the father gets everything he wants. He gets to see his kids the whim strikes him, while having no real responsibility. He gets to "move on" to his new life and new loves, while the woman takes care of the kids, works and begs for some chump change child support that doesn't even come close to paying for the kid's needs. It's the best of all possible world's for men, who don't have to support their wives and kids anymore because "women can work now," and if they've been out of the workforce for twenty years, supporting the man's career and taking care of his kids, so what, why shouldn't a middle-aged man be able to use his wealth to impress new pussy?
by QueenofUnderground April 29, 2018
Divorce Club welcome to the divorce group.We are a group of single people who have been used, abused, stepped on and thrown aside. Now it's tomorrow a new day. Where we learn that we are better then we thought. We can survive and now we can be a leader of our own lives. Start the day with a smile wash your face look into the mirror and say it's me and I can do this. You have to find what makes you happy you deserve it. You are never alone as long as you have yourself. Stay positive and surrounded yourself with positive people and things. Things happen for a reason you might not know why yet and you keep on asking why but give it time and you will see. It's a new day with a positive outlook on life. Sometimes it takes time and it is a slow journey but give it time and you will find that happy person you have been missing. Hurt takes time to overcome, but you're happiness is stronger and will get you through day. One day at a time and you will see. Life is as great as you make it. So be happy positive and live your new life. Smile at yourself every day.
by Richie Damore February 08, 2016
Is not an actual divorce, but a situation wherein two Catholics(very often Irish-Catholics) who should get a divorce refuse to on religious grounds (The Catholic Church does not allow for divorce). They end up living together but seperately in the same house. They will have seperate beds and rooms (on different floors if possible) and will keep their finances seperate. Everything but the couples eventually becomes seperated. The goal is to have as little of contact as possible with each other while technically still married, if asked those couples living under such conditions will say they are doing it, "for the good of the children." Which is a lie since there will be no divorce once the children leave and children will often advocate for their parents to legally divorce.
Did you know Jimmy's parents live in seperate parts of the house and have seperate banks accounts and barely even talk to each other?
Yeah, that is because they have a Catholic Divorce.
Yeah, that is because they have a Catholic Divorce.
by Jersey5454 January 09, 2012