Poetry Basics

Poetry is simple, i will break it down in 3 parts, the opening , the middle and last and probably least the ending. The opening is arguably the most important part as here you are able to show how truly white and privileged you are so you attract all the 40 year old women reading your work and make them think that your bullshit is very deep and is so emotionally dense. Start with something like "And I therefore I am so" or " Because I could not stop for Death" or something that makes absolutely no sense is nowadays common English but people insist on writing like this to make the readers life more difficult. The middle part of your poem is important too, you should just take the scenario of your favourite porn films and use high level vocabulary to express your self so that the readers (mainly 40 year old white women) will think its peak romance. The ending is useless as no one is going to finish your poem, any potential non 40 year old white woman will have left by now or slept, and only the most elite of white 40 year old women are able to sustain as such, just write about some how the male of your romantic poem died or something I really don't care

Poem: "And I i will so be it in Rome I will suck you off Petrissa"
Whitest of women: "This is the best poetry I have ever witnessed, Poetry Basics really helped me appreciate this art more"

by ShitsJustAJoke November 30, 2020

Basic fit

A person who exclusively talks/writes/posts about inspirational and motivational quotes on "not giving up" and similarities, or brags their fitness. The basic bitch of fitness.

"Man, Sarah always posts gym selfies with captions about being so blessed by her opportunities."
"Yea, she's such a basic fit."

by Luccanator July 07, 2015

Keep It Basic

Keep it Real.
Keep it Simple.
Don't get any stupid ideas.

Used by Underground Hip Hop group BASIC Scenario.
" Ayo peep www.basicscenario.com, peep the realness. Keep It Basic."

by Haseeb Futuristic Patail August 22, 2006

Baldi's Basics

spooky teacher man...

wow did you go to Baldi's Basics?

by baldi's basics May 16, 2018

basic instruction

a jigger of well bourbon, split on the counter, wiped up with a rag, wrung out over a handful of ice from the salad bowl

I asked the bartender from a basic instruction and he threw me out of the bar

by i am not the one who is so far December 28, 2010

Basic Witch

She's just a girl (usually white) who is obsessed with witchy aesthetics, has a pretty tarot deck (most likely a feminist themed), knows what's a natal chart but believes in cusp signs. She likes to pretend that she's scary but she'll piss her pants if she heard a sound in her house at 3 am. She considers all witches are sisters against patriarchy but most women think she's naive and reminds them of their anti-vaxxer aunt. Most likely to ditch witchcraft once she realize that 'witch' is a word that applies on both genders.

Mom: Becky get ready, we're going to visit auntie Karen
Becky: I am busy hexing that Piscearies boy that rejected dating me
Mom: You're such a basic witch!

by Lilithian June 13, 2020

Basic Female

A basic female is not just about how she looks. She not original, she's a follower ,(Monkey see monkey do).. She doing the same exact thing everyone else is doing.....There's nothing special about her. She not unique. She has no originality. She has nothing going for herself, she has no life goals......Just a dry ass female

James: Aye G, I'm really feeling the way Mya been looking lately I think I wanna talk to her.
Shawn: Broo, You mean robot Mya? No she basic asl. Basic Female
James: Whatchu mean?
Shawn: Look how she follows up behind Mya like she can't think for her damn self. What you need bro, is a challenge. Go talk to Taylor....Beauty with brains.

*Taylor walks pass*
Shawn: Mann, whip the drool off yo lip!

James: lol bro you right... I'll be back fina cop that number.

Shawn: Ight , *Smh*

by Love_Makeup December 02, 2014