first offenders

A group of minors who have received criminal charges but got off with a warning. Basically the luckiest of all pricks

I don't know how those first offenders did it but they got off on all charges

by Nickthenigger February 16, 2017

habitchual offender

Someone who's a d**k to everyone around him 24/7.

Everyone should be forgiven for an occasional grouchy remark or noisy outburst, but there's seldom any excuse for a habitchual offender... if he really feels that wound up and irritable all the time, he should seek professional help for his own sanity and that of everyone around him.

by QuacksO January 7, 2019

Sex offender

Ur neighbour

My neighbour is a sex offender

by Urlocalhoebitch April 11, 2021

Offended

A word only used by people who cannot accept or understand reality between 2010 and 2021.

*Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*

Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!

*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*

Person 2: You're an idiot.

by steammustachio February 9, 2021

Sex Offender

A Sex Offender is what you are or specifically what a guy named Chao is

Whoa! No way it's my Sex Offender next door neighbor

by Big pp Anilo June 1, 2020

National Offend Someone day

21st may National offend someone day

Hey John, did you know it’s national offend someone day?

by LegitRikki May 20, 2021

tinder offender

Download, delete, repeat!
A Kimberly Gardner of person.

Omg she’s such a tinder offender and to think nobody knew she was a whore!

by DaVinci NotreDame April 5, 2022