An abnormally large penis that is tied into pretzel formation and ready for penetration. Use this power to have sexual intercourse with a lot of people that are also not children.
by penismolester1976 October 19, 2019
Get the norwegian pretzelmug. The act of shaping one's fecal matter into the shape of a pretzel on a significant other's anal area.
by Dictionary My_ASS June 19, 2006
Get the Mud Pretzelmug. by Pretzel Salter March 19, 2011
Get the Salty Pretzelmug. by lambert@psu December 21, 2008
Get the soggy pretzelmug. /verb/: A move used to incapacitate another individual with the power of flatus. To perform a Russian pretzel maneuver the initiator pulls the legs of the receiving individual up and over his or her head in a reverse somersault-like fashion. The initiator then comfortably sits bare-assed on the face of the receiving individual and farts with power and purpose.
Cleatus pissed me off yesterday. I ate some beans this mornin' and I'm gonna go give him a Russian pretzel
by pretzee September 12, 2010
Get the Russian pretzelmug. by Tconley6969 December 24, 2021
Get the Hungarian Pretzelmug. A very fierce and intense session of sexual intercourse that involves the two partakers in a close embrace in which it is hard to unwind from.
by Nodnarb332 March 26, 2017
Get the Pretzel Fuckmug.