Nonceumentary

A documentary, usually found on Netflix, about some sick, twisted fuck who abducts and fiddles children. Can also be guilty of making the situation seem so trivial but in reality, some sadistic weirdo should be shot.

Did you see that show Abducted in Plain Sight on Netflix? That's a fucked up nonceumentary

by PrestonWalker March 1, 2019

Nonce

Someone who enjoys touching little boys and girls.

I don't want candy, you nonce

by Cvleb March 22, 2019

NoneLovesMe

Some loser no one cares about

(Person 1):why do you have no friends?
(Person 2):cause NoneLovesMe

by NoneLovesMe July 7, 2019

noncebucket

A noncebucket is a way of insulting someone. It is a bucket full of nonces. Therefore the person you say has a nonce bucket is a major nonce.

Lad burn it ye mush bag daaa owns a noncebucket the dirty neek.

by Wet wipe April 17, 2019

nonce jockey

A person whom likes to ride pedos for the thrill of it

two friends are playing a game of S.K.A.T.E, one friend does a trick the other can't, the other friend responds by calling him a nonce jockey.

by polarco September 26, 2019

Nonce

Gus is a nonce
He likes little girls

Oi look at gus, what’s he doing with that little girl? HE MUS BE A NONCE!

by GusIsNonce October 9, 2019

nonceology

The study of nonces, and nonce-like behavior.

"What is this Noncelogical behaviour? You know Chris Hansen? Hes a Nonceologist who studies Nonceology"

by brischy March 14, 2020