An old crusty sock, usually found under the bed that has been hardened due to semen being wiped from the stomach and bell end after masturbating!
by James R Brown February 5, 2008
Get the belly wipemug. To drag your bare ass, preferably one that is hot, sweaty and mungy, down the driver's side windshield of someone's car to intentionally smear and smudge the glass.
Carl was out for a late night jog when he spotted his ex-girlfriend's car at his friends house. He gave her car a quick window wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2016
Get the Window Wipemug. by Logano April 9, 2015
Get the Cardboard Wipemug. 
When you take a slice of bread and wipe up the dust off of the inside of an empty Tang jar, then eat it. (What Al Bundy did on Married with children)
by GWR114 September 26, 2006
Get the Tang wipemug. by non ass-wipes know how to say it! October 17, 2003
Get the ass-wipemug. The act of wiping with previously used tissue paper (usually retrieved from the garbage), because the toilet paper is all gone. This relatively gross act is to be used as a last resort method of wiping, and is not for everyone. Some would rather continue with a poopy butt than subject themselves to this.
by rieyin March 8, 2010
Get the Garbage Wipingmug.