the potato

the act of a man covering his wang with his sack.

anybody want the potato

by taten August 3, 2007

Potato

Why the hell are you searching for the definition of potatoes you sick old man, might as well search up pineapples while your at it.

You weirdo...

eat my potato

by Drizzel331 April 27, 2015

Potatoe

Someone who is incredibly sexy and desirable and that has so much potential to be anything they want and has basically the best boyfriend.

"Wow bro your girl is such a potatoe"

by AntBanks87 November 18, 2017

Potato

A person (typically a single girl) who is trying to be relatable by saying they are "awkward" and/or "undesirable" by others attractively. This is almost always used as humor, after an awkward moment or joke, someone would call themselves a potato.

"I so look like a potato, I'm gonna be single for life."

by Hewwo Darknesh Mah Owd Fwiend March 13, 2018

potato

me
emyliene
pronounced: poe toe toe

josey and emyliene are potatoes

by reeegorl March 10, 2019

potato

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by Lolnorwegianboy2700 January 10, 2019

Potato

Potato is what someone says when they try to be random because they are under the belief that by being random they instantly and unarguably become cooler and funnier. This is about as wrong as the entire 2016 election.

Teacher: 3xa-2=1. What is a?
Student: Uh haha, potato!
Teacher: Fuck off Harry, this is why your parents are divorced!

by Jess doesn't like me anymore July 17, 2019