penis

a bong schlong used to make babies or for pleasure. used for peeing and to stick in people

GF: babe can i jerk your penis off?
BF: no thats my bong schlong and only used for peeing.

GF: but u jerk off ??
BF: shut yo bitch ass up only i can touch it

by bong schlonger March 3, 2022

penis

the word 6th grade boys yell while running down the halls in school thinking it's the funniest thing ever

*hallways silent*

mark: PENIS!!!

by Ren the Great And Powerful October 28, 2020

Penis

The largest part of my body.

Suck my penis.

by hshsjsjjsjsjjsjspenis April 30, 2021

Penis

Part of a male that works like a third arm

A penis could be used as a tripod or too eat soup

by Dr autism January 28, 2022

Penis

Something you use to masterbate or insert into someone.

Penis. -Mahatma Ghandi

by GooseX2 May 30, 2021

PENIS

YUMMY

I LOVE PENIS

by pogman23 November 3, 2020

Penis

The thing in the middle bottom of your body that produces cum

Did you see that Penis it was so large and juicy

by oh no i didnt mean that March 3, 2022