jiffy pop

A discreet metaphor for smoking marijuana.

The term was popularized by the famous Tampa Bay shock-jock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly way to talk about getting high when marijuana was illegal. Inspired by the famous foil panned Jiffy Pop popcorns’ commercial jingle - “gather round the Jiffy Pop”.

BUBBA : “Hey Manson, where are Ned and tuddle?”

MANSON: “I think they’re cooking some Jiffy Pop.”

BUBBA: “Tell em to bring it in the studio I’m starving!!!”

by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019

get the jiffy foot mug

When you really like jiffy foot so you just want to shout GET THE JIFFY FOOT MUG so loud that you just want to share your thought

Me:GET THE JIFFY FOOT MUG someone:ok I'll look someone else:I bought it it's the best mug ever

by Pooy rainforest July 20, 2023

Jiffy

Being somewhere real quick

I’ll be there in a jiffy to give them all a stiffy

by SKEET SKEET MF DAWG April 16, 2019

Banging Jiffy

An Erection Lasting For Hours Caused by Taking an Accidental Viagra
If You Believe You Are Suffering From A Banging Jiffy You Should Consult A doctor Immediately!

"Dude Don't Eat That!"
"Why Not?"
"You'll Like Get A Banging Jiffy Man"

by Trollia December 18, 2012

jiffy burger

An autistic concoction where you put peanut butter (preferably Jif brand) into a cheeseburger. Extremely vile and only consumed by inbred southerners

Bob: Dude wtf is that?!?!?
Jerry: it's a jiffy burger
Bob: Bro that's autistic and ruining a good burger

by Accelgor February 27, 2017

Jiffy

A gay Syrian sandal slapper that wants Russians to anally penetrate him

Jiffy the Syrian sandal slapper was taken by a Putin look alike from behind

by Skunk runner May 3, 2018

Jiffy Tube

The TV that is at Jiffy Lube on the wall of the waiting area. No one is entertained by it. The remote sits in plain sight, yet no one dares to change the channel in fear someone else is watching it. Asking to change it is not an option because Mike, sitting on the other couch in white New Balances is on his Otterbox-covered iPhone 4S yelling at his son Timmy for being a lazy fuck and never getting off his Nintendo.

Man: your oil needs to be changed.

Man 2: fuck! I hate having to sit there and watch the Jiffy Tube.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018