Jiffy

A jiffy is a unit of time: 0.0000000000033357 seconds or (3.3357x10^-11) or (3.3357 times 10 to the power of minus 11).

So named for the length it takes for light to travel 1 centimetre in a vaccum.

"I will be back in a jiffy!!"

by Tom Elgie October 12, 2016

gettin Jiffy with it

When your partner performs analingus on you like a Rottweiler working a kong full of peanut butter.

gettin Jiffy with it happens on the weekends only.

by anonymous December 22, 2022

get the jiffy foot mug

When you really like jiffy foot so you just want to shout GET THE JIFFY FOOT MUG so loud that you just want to share your thought

Me:GET THE JIFFY FOOT MUG someone:ok I'll look someone else:I bought it it's the best mug ever

by Pooy rainforest July 20, 2023

Nigg jiffy

Are you down /you in

You nigg jiffy/ John is nigg jiffy with us

by Wisecumapple May 15, 2022

Jiffy

Jiffy is a word that when used should always be followed up with a wedgie.

Hey Dale, I'll be back in a Jiffy...(ripping underwear sound!)

by MakinCopsNervis December 2, 2017

Jiffy Lube

When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.

*sniffs* My nose gots the jiffy lubes man.

by Richie Roach October 15, 2023

Jiffy

Australian / Kiwi sexual slang: the unique combination of hand/foot-job or felatio where one’s member is slathered with popular Australasian cleaning product Jif. “Jif’s unique creamy formula contains 100% natural particles lubricating, and purportedly heightening and extending, the experience.”

Lucozade: Aww maaate, jelly-armed myself the bestest Jiffy on way to the gym just now. Those 100% natural particles and mild abrasives really hit the spot!

Ricksickle: Sounds like a classic Jiffy bro, quite partial to one myself.

Michael: Guess you won’t need to chalk up then Lulu, now shuddup and get on the wall - we’re not here to fuck spiders!

by Amadeus Thrombosis November 6, 2024