by Sidestep ni99er May 04, 2017
An expression of awkwardness. When you find yourself suddenly alone, bored and with nothing to do. Can also be used to convey a feeling of abandonment.
“Where the hell have you guys been? I’ve been sitting here all night thumbing my nuts waiting for you!”
“Well I’m not gonna just sit here thumbing my nuts!”
“Well I’m not gonna just sit here thumbing my nuts!”
by Joezer4911 June 17, 2022
Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack is when you let your ex know that they've got no hope in hell of having you back.
by imnotpettybut January 24, 2019
When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.
by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021
An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.
"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
by Ryben79 May 02, 2018
by TORQUEDENUTS March 02, 2020
by RealDark June 23, 2021