by timothy cook August 24, 2008
Man 1: Damn. She's got more testosterone than the entire football team.
Man 2: Yeah, she's a fucking mush bird alright.
Man 2: Yeah, she's a fucking mush bird alright.
by Itchy nutsack May 29, 2006
by Steve Thornhill January 22, 2008
The result of letting your partner cum insid you and not having time to wash up properly afterwards. Extreamly uncomfortable and sticky if you have things to do that day. A constant reminder of how gross you are and how badly you need a shower.
Damn it! I am late for work are ready now I have to deal with MUSH PUSS all day long you're so inconsiderate
by BoxChevy33 January 03, 2015
When someone keeps going on and on and on about their love life and they tell it in SUCH a sappy puppy dog love type way, that they are on a mission and nothing can stop them.
So I said, no I love you more, and he said, NO. I love YOU more...isn't that so romantic? Oh, sorry, im on a mush mission aren't I?
by SimplySara January 15, 2009
When a conservative girl covers her sagging tits in whipped cream, and shoves a guy's face into her chest, n sticks her cream covered tits in his ears!
Instead of shoving that reddit whip down his throat, that sweet kinky cougar opted for the reddi mush
by t-bone-shank May 04, 2020