Mung

Crud. A nasty substance, perhaps a deviation of "dung".
Oooooo. It's got mung on it!
by Mike Briant May 13, 2005
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The act of some sick perve that has a corrupt mind.
by Manda January 19, 2004
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A condition resulting from unintentionally consuming human feces, as from food prepared without proper sanitation techniques. Symptoms include lethargy, loss of appetite, intestinal upset, and general malaise.
Damn it man, I've been laid up for a week with the mung... You'd better learn to wash your hands between shitting and cooking.
by nols student May 16, 2009
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Mung

When you press on a pregnant womans womb, lots of creamy yellow pus comes out of the vagina. It tastes like peanuts.
Evelyn: I'm starting to produce mung

Daisy: Ahh thats nice!
by Buttfukka June 06, 2009
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A modified, and very special form of Extra Spearmint sugar free chewing gum. The modification involves adding the simple inscription 'MUNG' with horizontal lines above and below to the face of the chewing gum packet before it is opened, in permanent black marker pen. Mung is far superior to ordinary chewing gum.

This type of Mung bears no relation to other definitions of the word such as the bean or the unpleasant liquid substance.
That curry made my breath smell, do you have any Mung?
by Tommy d of Broadstairs December 22, 2006
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My mum's just died... fancy going out for a munge!
by Anonymous April 18, 2003
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Munging

The act of eating a corpses intenstines and having sex with the raw open flesh.
Dude, I just saw a homeless man MUNGING a dog in the allyway.
by ShipwreK CarltoN April 06, 2018
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