Munchkin wank

A phrased used to insult a young boy that hasn't reached puberty yet.

Boy - i can do whatever i like you can't stop me!
Older person- You wanna bet you munchkin wank.

by jackametii1234 February 22, 2010

munchkin hump-myback

a specific position requiring the following

3 munchkins (small children or very short people will do)
1 female
a pound of hersheys chocolate (no nuts)

1. 2 munchkins lather themselves in melted chocolate
2. the choco munchkins jump on the female and start pleasuring her
3. the other munchkin melts more chocolate in the microwave
4. while the choco munchkins hump the female the 3rd pours chocolate all over them.
5. they all have sex in a puddle of melted chocolate

yo i totally rented some munchkins yesterday for a munchkin hump-myback. i had the best time ever.

by dubble A May 22, 2008

Munchkin

When someone is giving violent head (No tongue, all teeth) whilst the recipient is taking a massive shit.

Eric: Yo dude! My girl decided to give me a munchkin while I was taking the largest shit. Now my dick is all chewed up lol.

by Voidkasu March 7, 2025

Pumpkin Munchkin

When 3 men dig up a body of a woman
One cups the lips of the vagina

One covers the mouth and one has sex with her so the maggots come out of her stomach

He gave her a pumpkin munchkin

by CoolTheFool December 8, 2020

Glazed Munchkin

When you cum on someone's doorknob.

He glazed munchkins my house.

by The Glazer February 11, 2023

Munchkin

When a Female receives oral while poopin'
Similar to Blumpkin

My girl wants me to give her a Munchkin since she gave me a Blumpkin last week...

by Underground Rejects March 1, 2020

jelly munchkin

The jelly munchkin is the same thing as a jelly doughnut except it is done with a midget.

Hey Mike, Todd did the jelly munchkin with little sally

by Sticky whistle teeth June 25, 2017