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jelly munchkin

The jelly munchkin is the same thing as a jelly doughnut except it is done with a midget.
Hey Mike, Todd did the jelly munchkin with little sally
by Sticky whistle teeth June 25, 2017
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Hanging Munchkin

1. An urban legend or myth that, despite being proven false on numerous occasions, still continues to be passed off as fact.

2. An event or situation that causes annoyance through repetitive occurances.
1. Even though snopes debunked the frozen Walt Disney myth years ago, that urban legend keeps popping up like a hanging munchkin.

2. Oh man, Brad's continuously forgetting to wash the dishes is my hanging munchkin.
by IamaBobJonesGraduate December 9, 2010
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Munchkin

Natalia's word.
"Nahhh, munchkin is my word"
by AnynoymousA October 23, 2019
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Fuzzy Shit Munchkin

When your dad comes home from a long day of work at Bosch on a Saturday and had a couple beers and wants some of that nice tight hairy asshole that you've been hiding in your pants.
"Son bring over that fuzzy shit munchkin so daddy can have himself a good time." -Dad

"I'm just a kid!!!!" -Son
by BoschDaddy May 4, 2020
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jungle munchkin

A 'jungle munchkin' is that friend who can swing from tree to tree like nobodys business but is around 5' tall.
Holy shit that kid just tarzanned his way across those trees, what a jungle munchkin.
by AWildShrimp March 22, 2017
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munchkin hump-myback

a specific position requiring the following

3 munchkins (small children or very short people will do)
1 female
a pound of hersheys chocolate (no nuts)

1. 2 munchkins lather themselves in melted chocolate
2. the choco munchkins jump on the female and start pleasuring her
3. the other munchkin melts more chocolate in the microwave
4. while the choco munchkins hump the female the 3rd pours chocolate all over them.
5. they all have sex in a puddle of melted chocolate
yo i totally rented some munchkins yesterday for a munchkin hump-myback. i had the best time ever.
by dubble A May 22, 2008
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Munchkin

A fat baby pig. The way its but smells
You look like a munchkin
by Cara de culo March 11, 2018
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