do a Morty

Doing a morty requires a special kind of skillsets as you have to time your sell carefully to hit the exact spot before numbers go up.

"Glad we held strong and didn't do a Morty"

by SeaCryp March 6, 2021

mortis interruptus

Attempted murder, in law. From the Latin for “interrupted death.” See coitus interruptus (the withdrawal method of birth control).

My client was indicted on charges of mortis interruptus, and we will be arguing that he didn’t have the mens rea (intent/mental state) required for a conviction.

by OldManRealist December 15, 2023

rigor morty

When you pop more viagras than it says you should, and you can’t get that dick down.

Tyson had rigor morty after Ibiza, and now they say that he needs a dick transplant.

by El ritardo July 4, 2018

Morty Willy

The place where you buy kombubu.

I am going to Morty Willy because it is the place where you buy kombubu.

by LowNoc October 13, 2021

wordie morty

someone who likes words.

person A : I love playing wordle! its my favourite game!
person B: You're a nerd. No one likes wordle THAT much, what a wordie morty

by aku sayang January 15, 2024

rigor mortis rendevous

The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.

"I'm on my way to a rigor mortis rendevous. Perhaps tonight my victims won't be so stiff."

by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007

mortis

the iconic death message when you die in faith: the unholy trinity

John: *gets killed by a demon*
"MORTIS"
*dramatic chord*

by CURNICNLGEE August 1, 2023