Weapon of Monitor Destruction

Rumoured to be a secret military project that went wrong, Weapons of Monitor Destruction or WOMDs are completely denied by all respective agencies. There is mounting proof that manganaro is a WOMD due to a classroom incident that took place recently. Possibly another side effect of MBD.

"Watch out dude, that guy is a WOMD, better hide your computer!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

Northern Mojito

A tasty adult beverage consisting of rye and ginger ale.

A true Northern Mojito will be made with a Canadian staple rye such as Canadian Club or Crown Royal.

Rye and Ginger Ale. If ordering at a bar, or club, you may order a Northern Mojito by asking for a rye and ginger, Canadian Club and Ginger, or Crown and ginger.

by Beef Dip August 21, 2012

mojita

(n). 1.your hunny/ nickname for your girl.
a chick that won't leave u..cuz you got her sooooo wet its unbelievable

2. nickname for ur wifey, so no one notices u talkin about her
2. FRIENDS FOR THE BENEFITS ..(sexual healing)

1. mojita got soo wet for me tonite...she passed out.
2. Mojita will never leave mojo because, he done did some things to mesmerozie her
2. Whenevr Mojita sees mojo, she drops and gets wet on the spot

by F1F1 September 16, 2008

hall monitor

Having sex in or around school grounds.

John:I totally fucked this chick in the science lab!
Joey:Oh so you were a hall monitor.

by michael smego January 18, 2008

mojito

Synonym for "thank you," usually used to express extreme gratitude.

BONES: Would you like a cold beverage?
TED: Yes. Mojito! Would you care to partake of my floss?
BONES: Mojito!
TED: Bonfire.

by Cold Bones July 4, 2007

Monitor Lizard

A person who spends too much time at the computer for frivolous reasons,gaming or aimless net-surfing. Same as Mouse Potato

That guy spends so much time playing Halo he's becoming a real monitor lizard.

by Rann109 October 16, 2008

line monitor

me, marjorie, i monitor lines.

the girls stred at me from the line i was monitoring, because i am the line monitor

by marjorie June 1, 2003