micheauna

A rare woman who is as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside. Smart, talented and driven by love. Usually conquers every task she set out to master.

When my back is against the wall, I can always count on Micheauna to be there for me.

Micheauna deserves to world.

Man 1: Who is that beautiful woman?
Man 2: That's Micheauna, my wife.

by ForeseenReal April 3, 2017

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McHenry, IL

just like riverdale except more fucked up

McHenry, IL is the worst! so bad!

by Yoyoyoimmaho September 23, 2018

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The type of guy that will tell you that they are in love with you. Every time they get drunk even though they have a serious girlfriend He will tell you that you are amazing and beautiful and there is no girl like you in the world. and when hey finally break up and you and him start going out and fucking and cuddling he will tell that he isn't the right guy for you at this time and that you and him will never be anything but friends who just happened to hook up. hes the worst type of guy, becauase he is a nice guy. until he is not.

"i dont get it he told me he loves me and now were nothing."
"what did you execpt, its micheal G"

by dumbbitchclub June 23, 2019

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Michela

michela is a true beauty. She is very compassionate, understanding and accepting. Hates drama or any thing of the sort. Beautiful from head-to-toe, soul-to-mind. A michela is super friendly but is also very selective of who is apart of her circle. Getting into an intimate relationship with a michela is rare. Michela's aren't much for having relationships, they are care free and think of their freedom before anything else. Feel lucky if you happen to find yourself engaging anything remotely intimate with a Michela. Although Michela's are kind, they are often mistaken for being flirtatious. Michela's have an uncontrollable temper that they will take out on you if you piss one off. Michela's literally see red when made upset or mad and you will get the horns, boy. Bottom line, don't fuck with a Michela.

Michela is a good friend

by Jayson__. November 21, 2021

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Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.

Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.

by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018

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Papier-mâché

When you are about to ejaculate inside her and she pulls you out only to cum all over her chest from which you grab the toilet paper on her bedside and you slap down the layers to catch the cum glaze now drizzling off her chesticles like a Papier-mâché.

On feeling Josh's schlong pulsating with the rhythm of her flower spot, Ambz grabbed the base and pulled me out and let the fire hose extinguish. With her sauce spot (belly button) now over flowing, the flood of the sweet mayonaise was dried like a papier-mâché pinatá.

by Sebbdawgydogggg November 2, 2021

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