Mitchell

Someone with a very dark skin color.

It's so dark out here, I can hardly see you!
"I know. I'm a Mitchell."

Look, mark got a tan this weekend and he's dark as (a) Mitchell!

"Only when it is dark enough can't you see Mitchell."

by The Dark Mitchell March 9, 2009

Mitchell

Someone who doesn't have the internet, uses flamboyant words making you question his sexuality and looks and smells like an ape

Oh man, you see Mitchell the other day? He called my dog fabulous then updated his windows version capping me.

by Shawsie64 October 20, 2009

Mitchell

He’s a special man. thinks he’s cool. Is nice to everyone, has no heart, not to many friends but enough to keep him popular.

Mitchell mean sad

by Apex Legend Guy #1 March 4, 2019

Mitchell

A snitch, will steal your girl. Gym Boys, has no muscles tho. Gay cunt who shaves his legs. He will treat you like a princess

Mitchell you snitch

by Snitch__ May 6, 2019

Mitchell

the person who broke the screen on my computer

fucking Mitchell got my computer

by Devonte96 October 29, 2019

Mitchell

-Verb
To Mitchell is to fart (or shart) oneself at an inopportune or inappropriate time in a public setting. Generally, its a noxious and offensive gas and the perpetrator is usually unaware of implications of his action(s).

Who just Mitchelled themselves in the middle of the bar? Jay, was that you?

by ndube50 April 10, 2010

MITCHELL

Man whore. Small dick big mouth. Sleeps around and eats pussy for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Look at him he's such a Mitchell! Hoebag

by momo&yebsi March 28, 2015