Hindsight

After you screw something up, you magically and conveniently gain a vast amount of knowledge on what you SHOULD have done to avoid screwing up.

Although it generally occurs after you really messed up, it doesn't necessary always happen after such a negative situation.

Girl- "Hey Dave, I just tested positive on that pregnancy test, you dunce."

Dave- "You know, maybe I kind of, should have used a rubber at that party 2 weeks ago.... " <--(Hindsight)

Girl- "Yeah... that probably would have been a very good idea."

by PandaNoodle July 8, 2011

midnight shadow

when a guy is going down on a women and she has a wet fart that splatters his chin and jaw, leaving a chocolate beard

Paul: "Dude, last night, I took Lacy out for Mexican food. Then later when I went down on her, she gave me a mean midnight shadow!"

Jeff: "Bummer, dude."

by sparky mcfartypants April 27, 2011

Six-to-Midnight

Slang for getting an erection. A reference to the movement of the hands of an analog clock or watch from six o'clock to midnight.

"Dude, have you seen Crosby's sister?"
"Yeah man. Six-to-midnight."

by Sucio_Sanchez April 4, 2009

midnight garage sale

Breaking and entering late night into someone's garage, and taking what one wants while the owners are asleep.

Seen in the Tilly and the Wall song "Nights of the Living Dead":
"We've got a bottle of wine, a fresh pack of smokes.
We're going to end up screaming about some midnight garage sale."

by Dresdenburning November 23, 2006

midnight mask

jizzing (cumming, squirting semen, blowing a load, bustin a nut) on your partners face, usually over the eye area while in bed at night.

waking up the next morning with your eyes crusted over with semen.

waking someone up from sleep, by jizzing on their face, usually over the eye area.

"oh Michael, i want you to cum on my face and my glasses. I don't mind wearing a midnight mask to bed tonight."

"aww girl, my boyfriend and I got sooo wild last night. i woke up with a serious midnight mask, I could barely open my eyes they were so jizz crusted!"

"So last night I was over at Emily's house and she was asleep, but i really needed to bust a nut. So I jerked off and woke her up with a midnight mask"

by tizzco April 15, 2010

midnight toker

1.someone who only smokes in the night. usually around midnight or later.
2.someone who smokes at nite so people wont know they dont.

1. He's a midnight toker
2.i smoke when my parents are asleep

by Nympho ciacchi January 14, 2004

Midnight Munchies

The urge that comes around 1 AM to eat large amounts of snack food

John was pulling an all-nighter in WoW when he got the midnight munchies and grabbed a huge bag of Cheetos

by Trifarce August 1, 2009