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Get the midwest medium mug.by Emily Valentine January 23, 2022
Get the Midwest Uber mug.The strange sensation one feels when it looks like it's 70°F outside, but it is actually only 45 or 50.
I looked out the window and it seemed warm, but was hit with Midwest Vertigo when the cold air blasted me in the face.
by Hoosier headache May 28, 2018
Get the Midwest Vertigo mug.When someone brings a case of beer over to your house for a party, drinks one, and leaves the rest in your fridge.
by Melvin2366 April 2, 2023
Get the Midwest Santa mug.When you get your taint tickled and your balls squeezed at the same time and cum without warning, leading to a high pitched scream of pleasure.
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Get the Midwest Cicada mug.Essentially a Sigma Male who is very talkative.
He's defined by his lack of awareness for privacy and personal space.
He's defined by his lack of awareness for privacy and personal space.
by Closetobegood January 26, 2022
Get the Midwest Male mug.When you grew up in the Midwest on food you thought was a 10/10 but then you left and it turns out that food was a 4/10 and now you genuinely enjoy places that other people think are mid
“You ordered sushi at Al’s Pancake World? That must have been horrible.”
“Actually, I’ve got the Midwest Advantage, it was amazing!”
“Actually, I’ve got the Midwest Advantage, it was amazing!”
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