Midwest sober

mid-west soh-ber

Def.: when you're an alcoholic but haven't gotten charged with any DUIs

Daniel: drive safe out there

Chris: don't worry, I'm still midwest sober
Daniel: good, keep it that way

by TheTallestPsychonaut August 7, 2025

Midwest Bounce

Occurs when a volleyball player swings at a ball low seam directly into the block. The ball will generally go straight down on his own side of the court, bouncing with such force and velocity that it breaks the plane of the volleyball net at its maximum height.

George Smith had a highlight Midwest bounce last night, stopping John Keena from winning the match on the final swing in set 5.

by FrogJumpVball March 30, 2021

Midwest

Only people who live in the Midwest know what it is. It is a collection of U.S. States that have been forgotten about by people who live outside of it. These states consist of Iowa, Minnesota, Nebraska, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and many more. These states are unknown to the outside world but surprisingly populated.

Guy 1: I'm from Iowa
Guy 2: What's an Iowa?
Guy 1: It's a state in the midwest
Guy2: What's that?

by TheDoubleZ345 March 4, 2019

Midwest Princess

A young lady, who is from the midwest who thinks she runs the show, rules the roost. Thinks that she knows everything. When in fact she is a spoiled privileged entitled brat that needs to go shut up and sit in the corner and watch the big dogs run the show.

Diane is a midwest princess and needs to pipe down when Andrea is showing old west guns. Andrea's family knew John Wayne(Marion Morrison) and Diane maybe visited his birthplace in Iowa once.

by ShutupSitdown June 22, 2022

Midwest Ketchup Bottle

Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle

My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.

by Lordmegatron August 20, 2018

Midwest Vertigo

The strange sensation one feels when it looks like it's 70°F outside, but it is actually only 45 or 50.

I looked out the window and it seemed warm, but was hit with Midwest Vertigo when the cold air blasted me in the face.

by Hoosier headache May 28, 2018

Midwest trespass

The act of doing a neighbor a favor such as mowing the yard, or shoving snow without telling them.
Trespassers are often caught and given baked goods.

"Neighbors yard is getting tall, better mow it for them. "

"You going to ask them first?"

"Nope, Midwest trespass."

by anonymous June 12, 2025