Melbourne is a great place, has lots to do, great history, amazing public transport and is of course the birthplace of footy. Everything about Melbourne is great, including the people.
Except for the children.
In Melbourne, most twelve year old kids have already had sex, vaped, smoked, done drugs or whatnot. Melbourne is fucked.
I’m from Melbourne btw.
Except for the children.
In Melbourne, most twelve year old kids have already had sex, vaped, smoked, done drugs or whatnot. Melbourne is fucked.
I’m from Melbourne btw.
Chinese: wife we should move to melbourne!!!
Everybody from melbourne: don’t for your sake and ours.
Everybody from melbourne: don’t for your sake and ours.
by Chris Wilder November 9, 2021
Get the Melbournemug. We are Melbourners.
by Melbourner May 3, 2017
Get the Melbournersmug. The city that is better than sydney and everyone is only permitted to dress in black
You can experience 4 seasons in just under an hour!
Expect to find eshays at almost every train station, threatening you and trying to steal ur nike tns, and threatening to shank you.
You can experience 4 seasons in just under an hour!
Expect to find eshays at almost every train station, threatening you and trying to steal ur nike tns, and threatening to shank you.
Tourist: Wtf?!? It was 50°c two minutes ago!! How is it snowing!?! How is it snowing in Melbourne?!?
by MaxiTheTaxi January 9, 2024
Get the Melbournemug. A city where the weather is f*cked up. It would be so different today to what it was yesterday and what it will be tomorrow.
Guy 1- Bro Melbourne's weather has been so fucked recently
Guy 2- Oh you think?!
Guy 1- Yeah it, it was 12 degrees yesterday , 20 degrees today and it's forecast to be 8 degrees and pissing down tomorrow!
Guy 2- Oh you think?!
Guy 1- Yeah it, it was 12 degrees yesterday , 20 degrees today and it's forecast to be 8 degrees and pissing down tomorrow!
by The Bont October 8, 2017
Get the Melbournemug. One of four selective-entry high schools located in suburb of South Yarra, Melbourne, Australia. Caters to boys from Year 9 to 12. Known for having a rigorous selection exam, hundreds of students miss out on the opportunity to go to the school each year, thus creating a negative stigma and envy towards the students who do pass. The school is known for its academic excellence, being the top ranking school for Victorian Certificate of Education (High school diploma equivalent) results, and constantly outranking other schools in the state.
1: I go to Melbourne High School
2: You go to Melbourne High School? That's gay dude.
(person 2 is being salty because he failed the entrance exam)
2: You go to Melbourne High School? That's gay dude.
(person 2 is being salty because he failed the entrance exam)
by JoeytheJoey January 28, 2024
Get the Melbourne High Schoolmug. 
by West side melbourne March 30, 2020
Get the west melbourne gangmug.