grandpas old cough medicine

Booze in general. Usually in something non alcoholic like hot chocolate that he gave to your dad to make him shut up

"Honey, Jimmy is crying again"
"I'll give him some cough medicine"
-grandpas old cough medicine

by Psychedelic shrooms July 24, 2015

Standard Fetal Medicine: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

Medicinal castration

A herbal remedy for women and children for all ages pre year 2004 where you remove the penis head and the testes of the judges who hurt you by admitting the amount of nuclear weapons in America with your families 21000 welding gas containers scares you more than world wars a search quested for my every illegal black kid.

Women's rights was medicinal castration, chemical warfare and spermacide

by Cody5050 December 20, 2022

alternative medicine

Stuff that is not medicine, and has no medicinal properties, but conspiracy theorists and other dumbasses insist is the REAL medicine, because the entire healthcare field is a sham, or something, and the knowledge of people from 500-1000 years ago when they didn't even have toilets is superior to modern science.

Don't listen to those Big Pharma quacks telling you to get radiation treatment for your cancer, here, drink this soup of tree bark and lemongrass, it's alternative medicine.

by q359 July 25, 2023

Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Cristy.Ali To Standard Fetal Medicine: $21.76

Cristy.Ali To Standard Fetal Medicine: $21.76

Cristy.Ali To Standard Fetal Medicine: $21.76

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

the medicine you digest so well lately

an negative and anti-social habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that, that, whatever, what yumma call it, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma December 19, 2012