master mechanic

Someone who hate diesel douchbags but is himself an automotive asshole.

Dylan is going to be a master mechanic

by Ayakben November 26, 2014

Hairy Mechanic

Where one guy is fucking another guy from behind while giving him a reach around. Upon the receiver's climax, the pubic hair from the receiver gets stuck to the hand and penis of the giver because of the cum.

I heard Ethan gave Matt a big brown hairy mechanic last weekend. Matt is still recovering and Ethan still has hair on his hand.

by Gary K.W. The 2nd April 11, 2010

mechanical-pheonix

synonym for the best damn femboy in the world.

"yeah I had a lapdance at the gay club last night, dancer was a real Mechanical-Pheonix" "Damn, I miss my ex, in public he was a macho man but in the bedroom, he was a mechanical-phoenix"

by Professional Mech Molester February 21, 2021

mechanical placebo

An impressive looking device or scheme, that in fact, does nothing. It is commonly believed that pedestrian controlled traffic signals and signs warning that police monitor speeders by aircraft, are blatant examples.

Why are you pushing the "close" door on this elevator? It's just a mechanical placebo.

by Bill Peters August 11, 2006

cunt mechanic

A person, primarily a physician and more specifically a gynecologist, or other professional such as a midwife whom deals with pregnant girls and women , who induces an abortion, i.e. the termination of a pregnancy, accompanied by, resulting in, or closely followed by the death of the embryo or fetus; an abortionist.

"Where's Brenda?"

"She off to see the cunt mechanic, today!" Louise said breezily.

Midge grunted. "Poor kid."

by Guy Dalziel July 16, 2008

Mechanic's Arm

A mechanic's arm is what happens when you wank too much; one arm becomes more muscular than the other. Someone who lies on their back all day tightening nuts.

John: "Jaidon, you've probably got mechanic's arm from her Facebook photos".

Jaidon: "Ha ha, very funny."

by Phrewb October 31, 2011

Jewish Mechanic

This is a type of mechanic who always uses cheap parts and or "band-aids" the problem at hand.

Look at the horrible job Eli did fixing this machine. The parts are cheap and it's not fixed right. He really is a Jewish Mechanic.

by Chester LaRue July 13, 2016