master mechanic

Someone who hate diesel douchbags but is himself an automotive asshole.
Dylan is going to be a master mechanic
by Ayakben November 26, 2014
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mechanical-pheonix

synonym for the best damn femboy in the world.
"yeah I had a lapdance at the gay club last night, dancer was a real Mechanical-Pheonix" "Damn, I miss my ex, in public he was a macho man but in the bedroom, he was a mechanical-phoenix"
by Professional Mech Molester February 22, 2021
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Mechanical engineering

I heard you study mechanical engineering.

Actually Anjali, it’s pronounced “best college major.” I can understand your confusion tho, you’re not the brightest bulb on the tree.
by Pineapplepanda May 30, 2021
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mechanical placebo

An impressive looking device or scheme, that in fact, does nothing. It is commonly believed that pedestrian controlled traffic signals and signs warning that police monitor speeders by aircraft, are blatant examples.
Why are you pushing the "close" door on this elevator? It's just a mechanical placebo.
by Bill Peters August 12, 2006
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cunt mechanic

A person, primarily a physician and more specifically a gynecologist, or other professional such as a midwife whom deals with pregnant girls and women , who induces an abortion, i.e. the termination of a pregnancy, accompanied by, resulting in, or closely followed by the death of the embryo or fetus; an abortionist.
"Where's Brenda?"

"She off to see the cunt mechanic, today!" Louise said breezily.

Midge grunted. "Poor kid."
by Guy Dalziel February 28, 2006
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Mechanic's Arm

A mechanic's arm is what happens when you wank too much; one arm becomes more muscular than the other. Someone who lies on their back all day tightening nuts.
John: "Jaidon, you've probably got mechanic's arm from her Facebook photos".

Jaidon: "Ha ha, very funny."
by Phrewb October 31, 2011
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Jewish Mechanic

This is a type of mechanic who always uses cheap parts and or "band-aids" the problem at hand.
Look at the horrible job Eli did fixing this machine. The parts are cheap and it's not fixed right. He really is a Jewish Mechanic.
by Chester LaRue July 13, 2016
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