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mattress baby

when you’ve been slept on your whole entire life and you’re at the point of being used to it...
“i’m a mattress baby, been slept on since i was a jit
by broady2x December 9, 2020
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mattress dent

a dent created in mattress over time due to frequent amount of time spent in bed because of depression
yo that’s a fat mattress dent wtf
by depressed whore November 13, 2020
mugGet the mattress dentmug.

Band Mattress

A person in a band who has slept with a majority of the other members in said band.
Wow, Holly's had sex with everybody in her band.

Well, they don't call her the band mattress for nothin.
by OsamaBinRocken December 22, 2010
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Mattress Toy

Someone you just have sex with. No plans of any thing else.

When using (Mattress Toy) the person is someone you have zero respect for, only serves as a means to get off. Most of the time a mattress toy is an ex. A mattress toy can be any gender.
When are you moving Melinda in?

Never bro, she's just a mattress toy.

I can't go to the party tonight, my mattress toy is in the mood.
by Whitehammer40 March 11, 2020
mugGet the Mattress Toymug.

sweaty mattress

Another word for Pad (product girls use on their periods
omg she was so scared to use a tampon so she only used sweaty mattresses

omg she smelt like she hasn't changed her sweaty mattress
by meg1235 March 27, 2019
mugGet the sweaty mattressmug.

Mattress Cracking

When you get too close to the edge of your mattress and it goes in your arse crack.
Mike: Bro, how was your night last night?

Paul: Dude, we got some serious action, but three adults in a single bed? I ended up mattress cracking all night!
by mjmnz April 3, 2022
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Squat Mattress

A man or woman who has no standard and has had sexual intercourse with most of the squatters in their community
Jillwyn is such a squat mattress, I heard she slept with all the guys at every squat just to have a man to keep her safe, so just like a actual squat mattress everyone got their turn, u don't want her scabies
by tampon420 May 17, 2016
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