A Mallory is much like a breast but belongs on the back rather than the front of a voluptuous woman. A woman with so much additional "plumage" that she possesses soft, mammary like glands behind the shoulder blades.
Bucks: "Wow, look at the mallories on that sweet piece of crumpet, I'd wouldn't mind motorboating those"
Clemtech "you're right big fella, those are some sweet, sweet mallories, I do love me a mallory or two"
Clemtech "you're right big fella, those are some sweet, sweet mallories, I do love me a mallory or two"
by craig101 September 8, 2021
Get the Mallory mug.A general term for the girlfriend of a relevant boy. Normally the girlfriend is someone you have never heard of and the boy barely talks about her. Often blonde and fake tanned and lives a town over.
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1. adjective
wildly unreasonable, illogical, far out, lack common sense, inappropriate. or untrue; contrary to all reason or common sense; laughably foolish or false:
A Mallory explanation.
B stupid and unreasonable, or silly in a humorous way:
What an Mallory thing to say!
C Thesaurus: synonyms, antonyms, and examples: Stupid, Foolish, Silly, Crazy, Dumb, Controversial, conspiracy prone, interfering , dictatorial, autocratic, dogmatic etc.
D noun
The quality or condition of existing in a meaningless and irrational world.
A person who rules with total power and often in a cruel manner.
wildly unreasonable, illogical, far out, lack common sense, inappropriate. or untrue; contrary to all reason or common sense; laughably foolish or false:
A Mallory explanation.
B stupid and unreasonable, or silly in a humorous way:
What an Mallory thing to say!
C Thesaurus: synonyms, antonyms, and examples: Stupid, Foolish, Silly, Crazy, Dumb, Controversial, conspiracy prone, interfering , dictatorial, autocratic, dogmatic etc.
D noun
The quality or condition of existing in a meaningless and irrational world.
A person who rules with total power and often in a cruel manner.
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Get the Mallory mug.When a man dates Mallory for a few weeks or months then when she tries to break up with the man they suddenly love her.
Mallory: Ugh, I tried to break up with him, it wasn't even serious, and he just claims that he "loves me!!"
Friend: It's the Mallory effect!!!
Friend: It's the Mallory effect!!!
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