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maradona

the greatest player ever to set foot on a football ground. best even than pele. he, alone, won a world cup for argentina (mexico 86) and leaded the team to first runner up the following world cup (italy 90). although brits consider him a cheater, they can´t deny that they´re simply jealous about a man like that. not beckham, no rooney, no owen, no charlton, no whomever the fuck will appaer will match his greatness. sorry lads, better luck next life!
lineker: -oh, there goes maradona...
beckham: -don´t mind him, he´s a cheater...
lineker: -are you a fag? since when did you care about shit like that? don´t you understand that i was completly shocked by his performance. he´s the greatest player ever.
beckman: -yeah, but, did maradona ever fuck a girl like mi chavette posh?
lineker: -he´s coming from your home, where he fucked her and let romeo and brooklyn watch just for fun.
by calixto1973 September 10, 2008
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Macaboney

When a bro sticks his penne tube in a girls spaghetti hoop
"Dude, Keisha was mad for some macaboney last night, but she backed out last minute, my lasasgne sheets were dirty :/"
by spaghettihoop November 29, 2011
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Macador

A Elite in halo, someone that snorts a line of cocaine off a horses erect penis, or a ghetto durka zombie.
Macador 1:Hey dude wanna go snort some lines of cocaine off a horses erect penis.

Macador 2:Thats totally wicked hella dude.
by Sabsta January 11, 2012
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Macaroni 3000 grip trick

when the vagina is locking against the penis tightly
RJ: Man I asked Becky to do the macaroni 3000 grip trick on me and she did it bro I’m in love now
by kenjiitai October 20, 2019
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Mackdonalods

The Harry Potter version of Maccies (McDonalds) ✨ 💅
Guys wanna head to Mackdonalods after potions class?
by Hogwarts cult April 6, 2021
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Macaronic

No, it’s not misspelled. It sounds wrong, but—trust me—it’s right! It actually refers to when someone mixes two different languages together.
Umm , I didn't understand it. Sounded macaronic.
by Scarhead201 August 23, 2021
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Maradonalds

A term used to abuse fat germen men on tiktok who unfortunately have a lot on their plate. Often these men have a similar build to Heavy Kane or Roberto Calories.
"Did you see that fat bloke play football on tiktok"

"Maradonalds......"
by MulletMan420 March 24, 2023
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