Lizard King

An alter ego of Doors lead singer Jim Morrison, to imitate a Native American shaman. Shamans identified strongly with an animal deity. Jim chose the lizard, which included the ability to shed his skin (leather pants, which he wore chronically). It may also be said he chose a Tyrannosaurus rex for "dinosaur fear" -- the theory that we have a genetic memory from the time when dinosaurs not only ruled the earth, but also snacked on our furry ancestors.

References to the "Lizard King" and his greeting have since appeared in pop culture and entertainment, such as role-playing and computer games, animated cartoons, comics and literature.

"I am the Lizard King, I can do anything!"
-- Jim Morrison, "Not To Touch the Earth"

by the migster April 26, 2006

Fender Lizard

A chick that will do anything to get on the back of a guys motorcycle. (A bike whore)

The girl on the back of Gibson's bike is quite the fender lizard.

by mattgibson October 9, 2012

Lizard

A nickname for Mark Zuckerberg

person 1 Yo, whats the news on the lizard?
person 2 Last I heard he was testifying in court for succing data.

by Malaria mike May 26, 2018

Lizardsquad

A group of shitty hackers that still managed to do just enough to piss off more people in a month than the entirety of 4chan has since it's existence.

Lizardsquad aren't the best hackers, but they sure did piss off some over obsessive gamers.

by Do I Smell Burning? January 14, 2015

Lazarus A.D.

Kickass thrash revival band from Kenosha, Wisconsin. They have a unique sound with their first killer album, The Onslaught, which was released independently in 2007 under the name "Lazarus". Due to a legal dispute, the band was renamed to Lazarus A.D. with the re-release of The Onslaught on Metal Blade Records in March 2009, where they achieved underground success. The band has toured with Testament, Unearth, Woe of Tyrants, and a few others. I suggest "Last Breath", "Absolute Power", "Revolution", "Rebirth", and "Forged In Blood".

Guy: I jizzed my pants when I heard Last Breath by Lazarus A.D.

Girl: Yum

by TheFeedback November 25, 2009

Lizard dick

After sex when you go to take a pee and the stream splits in two.

Man: gotta go pee
Girl: ok

Man: Omg I missed the toilet bad case of lizard dick!

by Pistols September 19, 2016

lizard people from history

If you look through the names of prominent people in the past century, you will find them --- be afraid, citizens... be **very** afraid...

Right off the bat, I can think of three examples of lizard people from history with "reptilian" names --- Leo Szilard (sure sounds a lot like "lizard" to me!), Salamander Rushdie, and Newt Gingrich! Dat's all da proof I need dat dey **do** exist and are indeed ruling --- and ruining --- our lives!

by QuacksO October 29, 2018