Lamington moment

When you feel so sorry for someone that it makes you feel sick.

Friend 1: My older sister told me that when she was in primary school, she lined up all lunch time by herself to buy a lamington from the bake sale. All the big kids pushed in front of her while she waited patiently with her 20c to buy her lamington. By the time she got to the front of the line all the lamingtons were sold out and lunch was over.

Friend 2: that’s such a lamington moment!

by GregoryGetsTheGirls November 26, 2022

Lamington

The word my bro said while reading Lamenting

"...and some did neither but stood about *lamenting* (lamington)"

by PluckerTucker50 September 14, 2025

Lymington Waffle

The act of verbally abusing someone else’s children. A common term amongst some inhabitants of Hampshire.

“Dude, Dan totally served up some Lymington Waffle to Lenny’s kids. What a sicko!”

by Cuntbunch19 January 6, 2026

Chest Lamington

The act of having your man boobs titty fucked by a girl after she’s pegged you with a strap on. Leaving skid mark and white skin flakes in the chest, looking like you’ve just eaten a lamington.

My wife gave me a chest lamington last night.

by Yabs June 4, 2025