Lotus

The most perfect and beautiful partner and or person to exist

"Have you met lotus?"

"Oh you mean the lotus that's perfect in every way? Yeah i've meet xem

by Whytfdoihavethisapp January 11, 2023

Lotus

Lotus is a tiny rock band from Sheffield, England. (2024 - 2024)
They only ever made 2 albums and never released them to the public.
The only two albums are named "Raw" and "DEAD ROSE".
The songs on Raw are (in this order): BRIK WARL, Purple Paint, Leg, Stoner, Never a Girl, Bruused, Blake
The songs on DEAD ROSE are (in this order): School, BedHed, Stick, DEAR DEER, Isolation

"Hey, Dude did you listen to any Lotus?"
"No because that band only lasted a few days and didn't publicly release anything."

by RobertTTtttTT June 2, 2024

Not Lotus Biscuit

A ugly mf that crys their self to sleep every night bc their momma don’t love them.

Person 1: “You know who’s a homophobic 12 yr old sht eating dik suking curly toed 2 inch pp mistake?”

Person 2: “Who?”

Person 1: “User Not Lotus Biscuit on urban dictionary”

by chae.com September 21, 2021

Lotus Roundabout

All the Rajapakshas join hands in a circle, and use the Nelum Kuluna to fuck the entire country.

Sri Lanka is facing a real bad Lotus Roundabout right now.

by The Real Raxy June 20, 2022

Lotus

Professional Rocket League player that's secretly noncing on small children

A kid went missing in Stoke the other day, must have been Lotus

by PooPoo69.420 January 6, 2020

lotus

the prettiest girl literally ever who needs to stop calling herself fat bc she is literally the definition of drop dead gorgeous AND HAS A WHOLE SCHOOL SIMPING OVER HER

omg have u seen lotus? she’s literally so pretty!

by cambie November 18, 2021

lotus

the most beautiful and kind man to exist. number one boyfriend. truly the sweetest. you wont ever find a better friend. a more caring and lovable soul. theres' not enough words in the world to describe how amazing he is. if you have one, never let go an lose it. treasure and keep him safe. he has the best style. the hottest face. the most attractive existence. his body is amazing. he doesn't make you feel like shit. hes understanding. i love him

did you see that boys style?
yeah, its lotus. hes always dressed cool
he's so amazing

by jupiterbaby February 17, 2019