Llama lord

The llama lord is known for its godlyness and fluffiness

The llama lord could crate llamas and destroy all llama kind

The llama lord is approximately 100,000,000 meters tall (328083989.5 feet) taller than all llamas

The llama lord’s Scientific name is: lama glama lorma
The llama lord is 60 million years old

Sadly the llama lord is just a myth among the llamas

“The llama lord is very tall” said mally

“Yes it is” said mrs. Candy

by Llama Queen April 12, 2022

llama rape!

llama rape is when a llama rapes you because you are in their way, or when a llama finds you sexually attractive and you refuse to have sex with it so it uses force.

the girl was very scared after she became a victim of llama rape!

by popper XD August 24, 2009

juniper berry llama llama

i have a better solution. I'll marry a wealthy man

juniper berry llama llama my life

by Plato channnn did me dirty April 3, 2022

sexy llama

One so sexy they can be awesome enough to be reffered to as a llama.

"Hey, look at that sexy llama over there!" or "My llama is sexier than yours" and one of my favorites "Hey, get your hands off my sexy llama!"

by Kandybat April 10, 2010

rent-a-llama

A market moving service, which uses the mystical powers of the llama to push or pull markets. Coming to an IRC channel near you.

<YMgal> how much is that llama in the window... (spit spit) the one with the soft fuzzy coat.. (spit spit). Rent-a-llama has me on hold ;-(

by zwf September 27, 2004

drama llama

drama brought along on internet communities, mainly of the ridiculous type.

OMGZZZ looks like BP is getting a visit from the DRAMA LLAMA*&$@(

by sharla July 23, 2008

Llama Dick

A large, uncircumcised penis.

Girl 1- Doesn't your boyfriend have a llama dick?
Girl 2- Yup, and he's an animal in the bedroom.

by QueenBee1994 April 13, 2016