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Lisa

A Lisa seems like a normal girl that doesn't shower enough or keep her car clean. Beneath her probably stained hipster dress is her crusty vagina & uneven saggy breasts. The type of girl that can't even get the boyfriend she stole hard. A Lisa is basically the most basic bitch slut on the planet.
I would go hit on that girl because she looks easy, but she looks like a Lisa. So she probably smells like PBR & roadkill.
by Maddawg May 22, 2017
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Lisa

A lisa is usually a gorgeous blonde bombshell (other hair colours are accepted though) with beautiful hair and eyes. The beauty of a Lisa can easily be compared to that of a vampire (the twilight saga sort) so dont be surprised if they start sparkling in the sunlight. Lisa's also seem to attract the male gender.
Oh lisa its almost as if your sparkling!
by master of the galaxy May 1, 2011
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Lisa

An 22 Year Old Woman In The Popular Girl Group BLACKPINK.
Lisa is my bias!
by yeontae August 31, 2019
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Lisa

Angry scottish woman with a fringe
That Lisa......proper angry scottish woman with a fringe
by SCopeland February 7, 2019
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Lisa

An absolutely amazing girl, beautiful beyond compare with a nickname she totally hates. The greatest taste in music and and a wonderful body, a presence so intoxicating it kills me. What she lacks in vocabulary she makes up for in capactiy to love unconditionally. She is perfect and I love her ridiculiously.
"Damn."
"Yeah brah, thats Lisa"
by drdog March 20, 2012
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Lisa

Super wise and chill. Secretly bisexual. Is always there when you need to just talk nonsence. Great friend.
Wow that is so smart! You are being such a Lisa right now!
by Wise person. May 8, 2020
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Lisa

A person thats attracted to gavins.
Usually has more then 5 kids.

Shes highly attracted to cocks.

Shes easily, highly liked by many person and loves to socialise.

Shes also easily influenced by black cocks.

She has a big problem underwear.

Lisa is sexy. Shes deffinetly a slut and has many problem with people that dont like sex like she does.

She likes it rough with dildos hanging out.

She usually like to stay up late watching asian porn with her husband.

She likes getting tied up. Lisa prefers going out and dancing around poll then being home with her bastard kids.
"check out lisa's ass. Its attracted those pedos"
by HarrysaHarrysawingwang July 7, 2016
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