A Lisa seems like a normal girl that doesn't shower enough or keep her car clean. Beneath her probably stained hipster dress is her crusty vagina & uneven saggy breasts. The type of girl that can't even get the boyfriend she stole hard. A Lisa is basically the most basic bitch slut on the planet.
I would go hit on that girl because she looks easy, but she looks like a Lisa. So she probably smells like PBR & roadkill.
by Maddawg May 22, 2017
Get the Lisamug. A lisa is usually a gorgeous blonde bombshell (other hair colours are accepted though) with beautiful hair and eyes. The beauty of a Lisa can easily be compared to that of a vampire (the twilight saga sort) so dont be surprised if they start sparkling in the sunlight. Lisa's also seem to attract the male gender.
by master of the galaxy May 1, 2011
Get the Lisamug.
Get the Lisamug. by SCopeland February 7, 2019
Get the Lisamug. An absolutely amazing girl, beautiful beyond compare with a nickname she totally hates. The greatest taste in music and and a wonderful body, a presence so intoxicating it kills me. What she lacks in vocabulary she makes up for in capactiy to love unconditionally. She is perfect and I love her ridiculiously.
by drdog March 20, 2012
Get the Lisamug. Super wise and chill. Secretly bisexual. Is always there when you need to just talk nonsence. Great friend.
by Wise person. May 8, 2020
Get the Lisamug. A person thats attracted to gavins.
Usually has more then 5 kids.
Shes highly attracted to cocks.
Shes easily, highly liked by many person and loves to socialise.
Shes also easily influenced by black cocks.
She has a big problem underwear.
Lisa is sexy. Shes deffinetly a slut and has many problem with people that dont like sex like she does.
She likes it rough with dildos hanging out.
She usually like to stay up late watching asian porn with her husband.
She likes getting tied up. Lisa prefers going out and dancing around poll then being home with her bastard kids.
Usually has more then 5 kids.
Shes highly attracted to cocks.
Shes easily, highly liked by many person and loves to socialise.
Shes also easily influenced by black cocks.
She has a big problem underwear.
Lisa is sexy. Shes deffinetly a slut and has many problem with people that dont like sex like she does.
She likes it rough with dildos hanging out.
She usually like to stay up late watching asian porn with her husband.
She likes getting tied up. Lisa prefers going out and dancing around poll then being home with her bastard kids.
by HarrysaHarrysawingwang July 7, 2016
Get the Lisamug.