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THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

He also goes by Thai Tong because he has blue balls but his SCLERA part of his eyes are yellow and going GREEN because he has a Thai Dick Slug in his system.
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

MIKE BOUGART: yo RYAN what's up with THAI'S eyes lately?

RYAN: THAI is one of the 20 cases in humans. He has the Dick slug that was transmitted to him by his boyfriend from BARRIE ONT.

MIKE BOUGART: yOooooo WTF !
Has anyone contacted KATRINA, HANAHA and the one employee from TOYOTA in Woodstock because pretry sure he was doinking her as well.

RYAN: I heard in BARRIE when he had his RUB & TUG he would perform the thai hot pot while everyone would have the Thai soup ๐Ÿœ PHO.

MIKE BOUGART: Makes sense, so he has contaminated a lot of towns with his virus by sleeping around with MEN & WOMEN?

RYAN : I just hope he didn't try anything on me while I was sleeping ? ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 16, 2025
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Thai Lim

Thai or ALvin

THAI and his two DING DONG'S, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum ( ALI ๐Ÿผ and MILES MULTANI) tried to seduce a individual at the HOLIDAY INN in Waterloo. They even went as far as bringing props along with hired actors LOL. The one big give away was the Waterbottle/ Flask that ALI ๐Ÿผ and the one ( hooker/ actor) used to luer the individual into the washroom in the hotel. ALI ๐Ÿผ and the hooker went in the washroom and started making noises with the use of the flask like a gagging or pukeing sound but the individual didn't proceed and just entertained it like the induvidual didn't know what was going on but in reality knew the whole thing was a set up. MILES MULTANI had a great time slapping ( actor # 2 - Mandy's A$$ and making comments on her MUFFF, didn't look like she shaved for months but MILES MULTANI didn't mind as he wore her Jean Jacket and was modeling for her with his shirt off and in his gitch. MILES MULTANI looks big on the screen because the whole thing is on video ๐Ÿ“น ๐Ÿ˜ณ. Television does put on pounds LOL
MILES MULTANI, you have a family in Woodstock and kids so what are you doing running around town

slapping asses with ALI ๐Ÿผ ?

MILES MULTANI, the ๐Ÿ“น Video of you and the two hookers along with your boyfriend ALI ๐Ÿผ is a classic. We added music to it and made multiple copies LOL ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ it looks like a mini softcore PORN MOVIE from the 80's especially with Mandy's MUFF that you were drooling ๐Ÿคค ๐Ÿ˜‹ over.

The cab ๐Ÿš– was a dead giveaway LOL
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

THAI : guys, WTF happened that night ?
MILES MULTANI: shut the FAK up and give me a Thai snowman .
ALI : Thai, heard you have a Thai Whistle

THAI : FUCK you ALI ๐Ÿผ!! I'm going to make you drink my Thai Coma since you two DING DONG didn't do a good enough job and seduce the induvidual .

ALI ๐Ÿผ: Fuck you Thai, you are a TRICK !!
Trick of the Thai

MILES MULTANI : Guys stop arguing!! THAI , I want Thai Foreplay right now!
THAI : MILES MULTANI you dumb FUCk! since you blew the cover with the Waterbottle/ Flask I'm going to take a SHIT in it then you will stick your dick in it as I compress the bottle to show you how to make the noise then I will watch you FUCK ALI ๐Ÿผ up his ASS!
ALI ๐Ÿผ : MILES, go easy if you can because I had Thai-arrhea this morning so my poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ chute is extremely sore and elongated.
MILES MULTANI: I will LOVE you forever ALI๐Ÿผ, I'm soo glad we are neighbors in Woodstock and my wife doesn't mind one bit.
THAI: MILES, you have Thai Hang
MILES MULTANI: fuck you thai time
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 18, 2025
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Jeesu lim

South Korean male.
Owner of Wisdom K Corp.
Known as biggest dingdong contributor.
Jeesu lim
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Lucas Chionh Lim Wee

Lucas is someone who loves his teacher way too much. Lucas is also someone who gives people hours to owe him. His best friend will always escape from him, always. Lucas will always knew that his best friend escapes. Even though liking his teacher too much is WIERD, DEFINITYLY WIERD, it made him pass his exams, and made him top in class for every subject. He likes to spin circles too :) and loves the problem with snowman. Lucas sometimes a bit a bit like that one, but he try not to.
Lucas Chionh Lim Wee and his teachers spin circles at 11 o'clock
Lucas Chionh Lim Wee: Okay lor, 1240 hours added
Lucas Chionh Lim Wee: Escape
Lucas Chionh Lim Wee:I knew it
Lucas Chionh Lim Wee:Omg look, i'm dying, the teachers omg!
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Andy Lim

1) (n) a cute Asian boy

2) (n) a word in Cantonese meaning
"close to becoming a Popstar/Actor"

3) (adj) to describe someone that is

HOT as f**k. Not only blessed with

good looks, but also a person with

great personality and intelligence.

4) (adj) to describe someone that is
loyal, caring, kind, sweet, humorous
and anything WONDERFUL that you
can think of.
Example :

Chad : I wish I could be like Andy Lim.

Bella : I wish I could be WITH Andy Lim. ๐Ÿ˜
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Daeson Lim

Daeson Lim is a hamdsome boy๏ผŒand he is gentle and good in the bed
My boyfrined is Daeson Lim
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Daeson Lim

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