Lester

If looks could kill, Lesters would die every day when they look in their mirrors

- Lesters are known for their stone-cold stares of disappointment
Lesters often demonstrate obscure vehicular knowledge
A Lester is the coolest dude around because he rocks the leather jacket like no other, and always has a spare IrnBru tucked away in their pants ;)

Thot 1: "OMG Vanessa! Check out this guy he is PACKING"
*car noise in Edinburgh*
Lester: "Ahhh yes the Volvo xc60"
Thot 2: "His vehicular knowledge turns me on"
Thot 3: "His megadong goes so well with his leather jacket and aviators: I think I'm in love"

by SexuallyAttractiveLol November 22, 2021

Lester looking

Searching for something once lost that is in plain sight but is not seen. Looking without seeing.

We were all sitting around waiting for our friend to find his keys that were on the dresser but he couldnt see them because he was Lester looking.

by Anonymous 687 October 9, 2021

Dirty Lester

A massive slong

Damn, he has a Dirty Lester

by foureyes2020 June 28, 2020

lester ivan jr

A nice guy who gives money to his friends, even if his mother gets angry at him.
He's a handsome boy but still uses masks because he is insecure.

Mom: you're handsome, lester ivan jr.
lester ivan jr: i'm still wearing a mask slut.

by Gracey Lacey December 3, 2023

Lester

Lester’s are funny they would take ur girl atmosphere they dat boul and they are hosted at basketball

POV ur not Lester “damn lester took my girl and dunked on me I hate my life”

by Ghhjkjv November 11, 2021

Lester syndrome

When your a creepy fat cunt who fucks little kids.

Guy 1: Yo that man is fat and fucks little kids
Guy 2: He's got Lester syndrome

by TopTierBoss2000 May 23, 2022

Jessica Lester

a bish who is a bish

“GO AWAY JESSICA LESTER”

by dalaii lama October 28, 2021