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Lexus

The luxury division of Toyota. Lexus vehicles are other Toyota's not sold in the U.S. rebaged and revised. Lexus has been rated America's most popular luxury vehicle maker, and most durable luxury car maker in the world. They are durable, stylish, cheap (compared to it's competitors), and popular. Lexus vehicles van be found worldwide, first starting out in the U.S. with the LS line. Popularity gained, they expanded thier model line, and now thier on top.

My Lexus IS300 has 79,000 on the odo., and can beat a BMW M3 in a race.

by The car man August 25, 2009

LeBust

Nickname for LeBron James after he left Cleveland to play for Miami and loosely used words like "championship" and "dynasty" as if they had already happened. They had, just not for LeBron as he helped drag his team down in the 2011 finals loosing to the Dallas Mavericks.

Who would have thought Miami's run for the 2011 NBA finals would be a "LeBust." Also can be used for an individual who lacks respect within their field of expertise, whether that be at work or elsewhere.

by mudrun June 15, 2011

Horizontal Lemur

The act of one pedestrian, or a small group, crossing the street, primarily in a parking lot, in which they enter the road at a seemingly nonexistent angle which can take anywhere from 15 to 30 seconds for them to cross the two-lane road. Witnessing this can take a severe toll on one's psyche, and you should immediately see a psychological therapist before you reach out and bitch slap someone.

Pedestrian: Derpa derp derp... Just gonna enter the road cuz I can
Driver: Ok this is normal, I'll slow down
Pedestrian: Derp derp doodly derp
Driver: Well then, this is taking quite some time
Pedestrian: Derp de der...
Driver: GODDAMMIT! STOP DOING THE HORIZONTAL LEMUR AND MOVE YOUR ASS YOU FAT BASTARD!!!

by Holden McHawk August 23, 2011

Your Lexus

You high class ass act. Real leather toosh. Silver plated teeth. Basically anyone who calls attention to themselves by acting aloof. You can hear them silently whisper I am better than you but in reality they are the ones who think they're not good at all.

Hey dude where's your Lexus?

Not here today dude.

by Kungpaochick159 May 30, 2014

lexus lane

The lane on highways reserved for vehicles that are carrying more than one passenger, or for single occupant drivers who pay a fee. This practice is popular in major cities during rush hour.

Similar to the HOV (High Occupancy Vehicles) lane.

It seems like it's always the solo soccer moms in luxury vehicles hogging up the lexus lane.

I could have swore that guy in the lexus lane who sped by planted a life size dummy in the passenger seat.

by Oranaise November 1, 2008

Lemur

A nocturnal mammal that causes mischief. Most Lemurs go at there own (widely varying) speed, and are difficult to catch, handle, or train.

Lemurs have limited communication skills including hand gestures, loud cries, and body language. Their is speculation in the scientific community that Lemur eye sight is poor due to the low lighting levels and dry conditions of their natural habitat.

This mischevious night time creature is known for it's creativity. It is not unusual to find a complete and unique re-arrangement of the environment in their wake, including but not limited to precariously stacked objects, scattered objects on the ground, and large objects shoved in small holes.

"LEMURS!!!"

"Did you see what the lemurs did to this place?"
"Yeah, they crammed 15 in...that hole can only fit 10"
"wtf"

"I came in and the lemurs were actually still there, creating more mess. I had to shoo them so I could fix the place."

by Lumen Lover March 31, 2009