Lebron James spoke to moses amd said, "If i drain three half court shots in a row, The Iraelites shall be set free from egypt's grasp."
The rest is history.
The rest is history.
by lebronjamesisgod May 21, 2009
He was so close to finishing the marathon but totally pulled a Lebron James and stopped on the last mile.
Guy 1: "Did you see Jordan almost get that hot girl's number then totally choke?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, he totally Lebron Jamesed it."
Guy 1: "Did you see Jordan almost get that hot girl's number then totally choke?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, he totally Lebron Jamesed it."
by Big Mac90 June 28, 2011
A lebron james is an adjective anytime a nigga comes out to be a flake a bitch or a sell out he is a lebron james or however many variations there are to his names for example that nigga right there he is a lebron james ass nigga
A: Yo U still coming thru?
B: Nah my g i gotta clean up the crib and take a nap
A: DAYUMM U A LEBRON JAMES ASS NIGGA
B: Nah my g i gotta clean up the crib and take a nap
A: DAYUMM U A LEBRON JAMES ASS NIGGA
by LebronJamesAssnigga July 09, 2010
Update of Dave Chappelle's comedic punchline:
"I'm Rick James, Bitch!"
As with the best of quips, the original has lost its blang due to overuse and abuse by unfunny party parrots and new subscribers to the Comedy Channel.
"I'm Rick James, Bitch!"
As with the best of quips, the original has lost its blang due to overuse and abuse by unfunny party parrots and new subscribers to the Comedy Channel.
BALLER WANNABE: "I'M LeBRON JAMES, BITCH!"
OPPONENT: "And I just dunked on your ass, LeBron James Bitch!"
OPPONENT: "And I just dunked on your ass, LeBron James Bitch!"
by Chango Bolamongo October 09, 2006
A phrase that Bronsexuals tend to use on Twitter when they see any post on their feed that is or isn’t even related to LeBron.
Bleacher Report posts: LeBron and Draymond linked up in Toronto 🔥
Obsessed LeBron fan comments: This is why LeBron James is the greatest basketball player of all time
Obsessed LeBron fan comments: This is why LeBron James is the greatest basketball player of all time
by LeBronTheGOAT23 July 30, 2022
When you feel like a gangsta so you put on blackface and dunk your balls in her grandma and drill a hole in her coochie because you are a smooth criminal and get that slop gawk from her dad
John: “Jessica was talking shit so I Lebron James dunky wunky dick driller thriller gawk gawk slop 3000‘d her ass”
James: “holy shit dude ur a smooth criminal”
James: “holy shit dude ur a smooth criminal”
by MosquitoBiteInUrEye May 11, 2023
Boy oh boy where do I even begin Lebron honey my pookie bear I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes Your silky smooth touch around the rim and that gorgeous jumpshot I would do anything for you I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire You had a rough childhood but you never gave up hope You are even amazing off the court, youre a great husband and father sometimes I even call you dad I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years I remember when you first left Cleveland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down my glorious king deserved it I just wanted you to return home Then alas you did my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced 2015 was a hard year for us baby but in 2016 you made history happen You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it I was crying bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king
by LebronGlazer2903 June 03, 2024