las vegas wake-up

You're on spring break in Vegas with some of your frat brothers and you meet these chicks from Minnesota or some shit. At 7 a.m. you finally crawl into their hotel room to pass out. Suddenly, you wake up feeling something weird and you notice the girl next to you is giving you a hand job.

Ex-girlfriend: How was vegas?
Guy: It was so fun! We met these fun girls and just passed out in their room.
Ex-girlfriend: Did anything happen?
Guy: No, we just slept.

6 months later...

Guy (drunk): Remember that time I told you about that girl over spring break... she totally gave me a Las Vegas Wake-up!!!

by Sandra Browning April 22, 2008

las vegas slot machine

feeling a womens ass full of quarters, and then putting a string of beads in her ass. yank beads at incredible speed and SPLOOSH!!!! JACKPOT!!

Dude, I totally gave that chick a las vegas slot machine last night.

by Ryan Chaney March 4, 2008

Las Vegas Rattlers Baseball

The Las Vegas Rattlers are the worst team in Las Vegas. Anyone on the team or involved with the Rattlers should consider themselves an asshole. The Ratllers are a team filled with losers and rejects. The guy running the team should do everyone a favor and quit playing baseball.

The Las Vegas Rattlers SUCK!

If your on the Rattlers, your a fuckin pussy.

If you play for the Las Vegas Rattlers Baseball team, you suck.

by Snakehunter October 13, 2008

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

An...entertaining movie about an attorney and a writer (Benicio Del Toro and Johnny Depp) and them basically in a giant drug binge w/ every drug you can think of (except weed).

"Did you just eat all this acid?"

"That's right. MUSIC! Put that tape BACK IN! MUSIC! BACK ON! (Intellible)"

by Uncle Pablo January 17, 2004

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

it's a move you pull on the police in a car chase. you go really face take a sharp turn and about 1 mile down the road you get out of your car and lean on it to make it look like you were waiting for them.

Maddog: "So, what are you in here for?"
(insert cool name here): I killed my wife and the cops came chasing me, gave 'em a hell of a time when I pulled a "fear and loathing in las vegas"
Maddog: "Your fucking crazy man!"

by Kaido Creme Puff (sophie gamache) May 13, 2005

las vegas

When you go out both Friday and Saturday during the weekend.

Xavier are we doing las vegas this week?
No, I'm a fucking nerd, going to stay at home.

by pedroaguia8 March 9, 2023

LAS VEGAS BLOOD POISONING

Our society METH addictions is do serious that is PANDEMIC where CELINE MARIE CLAUDETTE DION was at time a full pledge addict till her LIFE was almost snuffed out.

The problem I ran into as a lot of HOMOSEXUAL men to be honest with you are so uncomfortable with their orientation they turn to alcohol and drugs to BUFFER being GAY by using an excuse at the HOMOSEXUAL BATH HOUSES as "do you party" , as my problem as I don't so they got paranoid or played this blackmail game on me as JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE but a lot of these people have dirty palaces too but it is.a LAS VEGAS BLOOD POISONING due to the fact at one time they leaned on ADDICTED CELINE MARIE CLAUDETTE DION as an alibi to use METH and other narcotics where there was LAX POLICE AUTHORITY which now that it has the BOOMERANG EFFECT as CELINE us not METH or for that matter DRUG FRIENDLY anymore but this MATTHEW SHEPPARD came up to me just to be spiteful at STARBUCKS as it was decided by the place as MAHA ua lying deceitful BITCH a as the LAS VEGAS BLOOD POISONING of their TRESPASS GAME is now on full gear in a supposed more sophisticated place but I say STARBUCKS just entered the ring at CASTRO CUBA of tarnishing SILICON VALLEY with their stupidity SPITE as the " ALONE" game was nothing more than a game of EXCLUSION which is the entire story of the LAS VEGAS BLOOD POISONING that I hope smarter people can stop this menacing spiteful behavior I endured this morning at KEVIN R. JOHNSON'S stumping grounds.

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 9, 2021