by LuckyDC September 14, 2021

by Legend.Of.Life September 12, 2016

A measuring unit to how fat and stupid someone is. Iq x100 = weight in tons
I.e iq=15 transponds to weight=1500 tons
I.e iq=15 transponds to weight=1500 tons
by KLOOBER KLATZ KLAAN November 15, 2016

A string of lard; lazy; unmotivated; lifeless; careless; can be used in the same context as a couch potato.
by Shortcakems March 16, 2009

by Rylerballz September 14, 2019

by Enclave Razorback June 1, 2016

Pre-coital lubricant of the anus made from the fatty deposits found in sperm. Method:
1) Collect ejaculated sperm whilst still warm
2) Bring to boil
3) Simmer whilst fatty deposits rise to top
4) Drain away liquid
5) Leave fatty residue to cool and congeal
6) Once congealed, sculpt into required shape (usually a cock-shape)
7) Apply to arsehole
1) Collect ejaculated sperm whilst still warm
2) Bring to boil
3) Simmer whilst fatty deposits rise to top
4) Drain away liquid
5) Leave fatty residue to cool and congeal
6) Once congealed, sculpt into required shape (usually a cock-shape)
7) Apply to arsehole
Spunk-lard me up before butt-fucking me big boy!
by Lunatic Fringe September 4, 2008
