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Lard Carp

What a beautiful majestic lard carp you have there
by LuckyDC September 14, 2021
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Lard Lad

One who eats too much food. Lard in particular.
Woah, he just ate a whole box of Oreos. He must be a Lard Lad.
by Legend.Of.Life September 12, 2016
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Thick lard

A measuring unit to how fat and stupid someone is. Iq x100 = weight in tons
I.e iq=15 transponds to weight=1500 tons
Being defined as your a Thick Lard you fat animal
by KLOOBER KLATZ KLAAN November 15, 2016
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Lard-string

A string of lard; lazy; unmotivated; lifeless; careless; can be used in the same context as a couch potato.
"I just lay there like a lard-string."
by Shortcakems March 16, 2009
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lard stump

by Rylerballz September 14, 2019
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lard up

What fat Americans do in the nearest fast food restaurant.
- Hey Jenny, lets go lard up at KFC!
by Enclave Razorback June 1, 2016
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Spunk-lard

Pre-coital lubricant of the anus made from the fatty deposits found in sperm. Method:
1) Collect ejaculated sperm whilst still warm
2) Bring to boil
3) Simmer whilst fatty deposits rise to top
4) Drain away liquid
5) Leave fatty residue to cool and congeal
6) Once congealed, sculpt into required shape (usually a cock-shape)
7) Apply to arsehole
Spunk-lard me up before butt-fucking me big boy!
by Lunatic Fringe September 4, 2008
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