The Krusty

When you lay on your back with your legs over your head trying to suck your own cock

Did you hear Tom got caught doing the Krusty?

by Frederick1 November 3, 2021

Krusty Schnitzel

THE FUCKING SEXY BEAST OF YOUTUBE. his peen is bigger than a normal male human. HE LOVE HIS BLUE WII!
GO SUBSCRIBE OR YOU HAVE A SMALL PEEN.

wanking noises*

Person :1 HAVE YOU WATCHED THE NEW BILLIE JEAN PART 2

Person :2 UMMMMMMM IM NOT FUCKING STUPID DUMBASS

Person :3 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KRUSTY SCHNITZEL OMG I WANK TO HIM.

by I LOVE KRUSTY SCHNITZEL June 6, 2019

Krusty Karen

When a female hasn't showered for days and reaches down in her crotch/dirty pussy and smears the liquid from her fingers and genitalia onto another's face across their nose and mouth to let the stench roll for hours

Duuuude we were just being stupid and having fun... I gave her a wet willy and she gave me a disgusting krusty karen

by Dagladell4114 April 13, 2023

krusty krusty

A lyric from the improved Jay-z song "Change Clothes" sung by pharrell describing the peeps with the krustiest skin EVER - ms. Paper and Kyrie

Ha Haaaa, Krusty Krusty

Q: Which would you do, (The nastiest thing you can think of) or give kyrie's krusty ass a leg massage with lotion.

A: Oh, definitely (The nastiest thing you can think of), fuck the leg massage.

by Sincerely, the BCC class of 2008 February 2, 2005

krusty rabbi

The process of a hearty womanly qweef in ones eye until one passes out. Results in the crusting over of the poor bastards eye. Once the crust has been removed, you will notice some reddening of the eyes and dialation of pupils.

My doctor says I need to limit my krusty rabbi intake.

by crusty butt pirate March 1, 2011

Kentucky Krusty

When the sock is used a second time.

`Damn Jake was willing to try a Kentucky Krusty when his parents left.

by Krankh September 10, 2023

Krusty Gnome

A sex act wherein participants engage in Doggy-style intercourse, using gravel as lubricant while loudly bleating like mortally wounded goats.

The neighbors complain every time I give Kristy the old Krusty Gnome treatment.

by HotKarlRustyTromboner May 8, 2024