Potatoe Knocking is a simple prank where you bend a wire hanger long ways, and then back on itself so that it can hold a potato in the bend. then you hang it on the door knob or door knocker of a persons frong door with a long string tied to it. you run accross the street with the other end of the string, and give it a few strong tugs. somebody answers the door, doesnt find anybody, and only a potato. They usually say something like "what the fuck? potatoe?"
A Person tugs the string durring a successful potato knocking exploit-
:thud thud thud:
(Person answers door)
"What the fuck? A potato?"
unsuccessful-
:thud thud thud:
"damn kids and those fucking potatoes"
Either way its a good time
:thud thud thud:
(Person answers door)
"What the fuck? A potato?"
unsuccessful-
:thud thud thud:
"damn kids and those fucking potatoes"
Either way its a good time
by evenmoutcandoit May 27, 2008
Get the Potato Knockingmug. The raising of one foot onto an elevated surface, arching of the knee, then reaching under with one hand in order to perform sexual acts upon oneself. Traditionally performed in a seated position with a slight hunch in the back. Not recommended for those suffering from lower back pain or chronic injuries.
I hear Steve put his back out again knocking calf last night. We really have to find him a girlfriend
by Renshaw March 9, 2008
Get the Knocking Calfmug. To impregnate a lady..
by Leeeeeeena September 23, 2005
Get the knocked-upmug. by used terry towel April 21, 2009
Get the nigger knockmug. by sispecwarrior March 19, 2005
Get the knock it downmug. by noooooooooope June 10, 2009
Get the knock outmug. this expression is a superstition that is used in the hope that a good thing will continue to occur even after its mentioned.
For Example : "My throat is finally feeling better, knock on wood!"
or
"I'm so happy it hasn't rained yet, knock on wood"
or
"I'm so happy it hasn't rained yet, knock on wood"
by [DEE]best! December 27, 2009
Get the knock on woodmug.