Verb: Describes a sexual act involving vaginal penetration. The “kitty”, otherwise known as “pussy” may be “stretched” (spread, expanded, widened, or filled) using a penis, tongue, finger(s), sex toy or other insertable object. When properly executed “stretching the kitty” renders the kitty keeper orgasmic, ecstatic, relaxed and fulfilled.
Stretch the kitty has noting to do with real kitty cats. No real cats were harmed during the creation of this definition.
Stretch the kitty has noting to do with real kitty cats. No real cats were harmed during the creation of this definition.
Guy: Dude, I want tostretch the kitty so badly tonight!
Girl: Tom can stretch the kitty so wide that I can barely walk!
Girl: Tom can stretch the kitty so wide that I can barely walk!
by Gibster805 January 31, 2021
Man, I'm so mad that they discontinued the Tiger Wood's Kitty Drank.
I need to buy some more Kitty Drank before I head out to the gym.
I need to buy some more Kitty Drank before I head out to the gym.
by Z-jizzledog September 07, 2010
by Davey Rocket November 11, 2003
by Matt W. & Amanda A., (c) 2008 December 22, 2008
1)The primal urge a woman gets deep within her clitoral vortex of sensory nerves that make her feel so carnally depraved that she seeks fulfillment in shady bars and clubs, having sex with any and every guy willing to wet their willie in the lustful lass. Her hunger goes unsatisfied as no one penis can fulfill her cockticious craving. Eventually, she may even summon up enough men to be the focal point of an all-night gangbang. Hungry Kitty isn’t satisfied until she’s been pumped full of so much man milk it leaks out and pools on the bed, gently grazing the satisfied lips of the appeased pussy.
2) When yo’ bitch want some dick.
2) When yo’ bitch want some dick.
by theinstigator June 04, 2016
Similar to the phrase “the bees knees” but with much more passion. If you're the kitties titties you're basically the shit. You've done something pretty damn good to be given this title.
by Shanley deacon June 15, 2014
A annoying neurotic housepet that craves affection like a addict craves drugs. If you start petting it, it will expect you to keep stroking it and rubbing it under the chin indefinitely. You push it off you 98 times, it crawls back on you 99 times, purring, rubbing, kneading, licking, drooling, and looking cute. A black bottomless hole of need. It sticks to you and can only be removed with force, a condition known as Cattic Cling. These episodes frequently occur when unsuspecting human target is playing a computer game or reading a book or trying to write. Putting on formal or expensive clothing that shows every single cat hair can also trigger velcro kitty behavior.
by so42gob4dawn April 17, 2011