Kieran

Some stupid saizeriya loving dickhead that requires jesus to do a checkup on his tastebuds cuz god damn saizeriya is just microwaved food from 7 eleven charged with a premium

You love saizeriya....? You must be the most basic Kieran ever

by SirSavageThe21st December 06, 2021

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Kieran

Kieran is truly amazing in so many ways. He possesses a rare combination of qualities that make him the most incredible person. His kindness and thoughtfulness are evident in the way he cares for you and those around him. He's a great listener, always there to hear out a million meaningless rants and agree wholeheartedly every time regardless of anything else. His sense of humor is infectious, and he knows how to bring laughter and joy to your worst moments. You won't even realize it while it's happening, but he can make your day with just a few minutes of talking to him. His intelligence and experiences make for engaging and hilarious conversations that you cherish and never want to end. Moreover, he's incredibly loyal and reliable, you know that you can always count on him for even the smallest things. His love, devotion, and commitment are unwavering, and being with him or near him makes you feel so adored and safe. The way he looks at you is unlike anything you've ever felt. Never before did you think it was possible to say "I love you" without speaking, but somehow he manages it with just a look or a touch. You are undoubtedly lucky to have him by your side. He's also illiterate <3

"Hey is that your boyfriend Kieran?"
"Yeah that's him! He can't read :("

by E.W.D October 13, 2023

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