keyboard killa

One who acts tough, or go for bad via text.

All she does is talk smack or bully people thru text, and when confronted in person she can't repeat it... She's a Keyboard Killa.

by G- Baby June 13, 2018

rusty keyboard

to "rusty keyboard".. first you have to lure the person into a false sense of security.. then, gently glide your fingers into their anal cavity, flail your fingers wildly like you are playing mozarts symphony

we had band practice last night.. i played mandy a nice symphony on her "rusty Keyboard"

by the next mozart February 4, 2014

keyboard diarrhea

90% of the content of Urban Dictionary

There are some really neat and astute definitions in Urban Dictionary, but the rest of it is keyboard diarrhea!

by Yuill November 16, 2011

Keyboard Turrets

The act of responding to a blank page on Microsoft Word, the home page of a search engine, etc., by quickly and inexplicitly entering something profain. Usually brought upon by boredom, procrastination.

"Why did you just Google '"ass'"
"Oh, just a moment of Keyboard Turrets"

by potatopancake October 4, 2009

sauce on the keyboard

Something so disastrous that it cannot be reversed. A REALLY STICKY SITUATION.

Dude, I got bad news. How bad? Sauce on the keyboard bad.

by cheru July 30, 2015

Keyboard Thuggin'

A term used for somebody that acts like he/she is tough on the internet, they do this because they cannot be seen, and nobody knows there real identity.

Guy 1: "this guy on youtube 'cocksucker6' is trying to act tough, hes a bitch."

Guy 2: "Yeah man, hes Keyboard Thuggin'."

by Axedude November 25, 2009

keyboard jizz

the nonsense your fingers come up with when your fingers spaz on the keyboard, normally indicating extreme emotion that words and/or emoticons are not great enough to explain

most commonly a combination of letters from the "home base" keys
alksfdjlaskdfjlafksjdfa

Arianna: I can't go tonight, I'm grounded.
Sarah: but dude it's Halloween.
Arianna: 'but dude' it's my mom..
Sarah: jalsdfljasdfjasldkfj
Arianna: cute keyboard jizz

by matsucarianna December 11, 2010