When a man puts his thumb in his own asshole while sticking his index finger in his lovers asshole ( same hand ) ... after which they mutually start masturbating ...
by Mikey Bananaz January 13, 2009
a secret word that you use to call a sleepover when you are going to have a sleepover but when you are planning it you are with someone that you don't want to invite.
Girl 1: Hey girls! We are going to have a broken tea kettle!
Girl 2 & 3: WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!
Girl 4: What does that mean?!?!?!
Girl 2 & 3: WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!
Girl 4: What does that mean?!?!?!
by Peter Calabrese September 03, 2007
by Avarin December 28, 2019
Also known as BKD, is a disease-not covered by insurance- that is marked involuntary behaviors that drive the individual to accuse another of the very same thing the individual is guilty of. Exacerbations of disease include psychological projection and hypocrisy, which are difficult to treat.
D has Black Kettle Disorder, he loves to externalize blame about the exact same thing he is guilty of . Unfortunately, the only available treatment we have for BKD is a very effective suppository called "MyFootInYourAssinol". So I think his prognosis is excellent.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 15, 2020
Insult that has a mysterious meaning. This meaning is nearly unsearchable as it is a securely guarded secret.
Brandon called Andrew a tea kettle face. Melissa googles but cannot find any information about this mysterious insult.
by KeeperOfInsults April 21, 2012
the act of getting a blow job with after anal sex with multiple other individuals, as unsuspecting person sucking that dirty dick brings you to climax, pull out of their mouth and blow a buttery nut in their face, this surprise money shot resembles steam coming from the spigot of a tea kettle.
by Jay dov June 03, 2016
S H O T O T O D O R O K I .
The Big Red Spot On Shoto Todoroki's Face Is From His Mother Pouring Water From A Tea Kettle Onto Him.
Shoto Todoroki Is From MHA.
The Big Red Spot On Shoto Todoroki's Face Is From His Mother Pouring Water From A Tea Kettle Onto Him.
Shoto Todoroki Is From MHA.
Man: what trauma did shoto todoroki go thru?
Non-binary person: T E A K E T T L E T R A U M A
Man: Whats Tea Kettle Trauma?
Non-binary person: The Big Red Spot On Shoto Todoroki's Face Is From His Mother Pouring Water From A Tea Kettle Onto Him. That's Tea Kettle Trauma.
Man: Oh...
Non-binary person: T E A K E T T L E T R A U M A
Man: Whats Tea Kettle Trauma?
Non-binary person: The Big Red Spot On Shoto Todoroki's Face Is From His Mother Pouring Water From A Tea Kettle Onto Him. That's Tea Kettle Trauma.
Man: Oh...
by NON-BINARY PERSON! April 22, 2021