by layla1011 August 17, 2022
Get the Keenanmug. 
That one kid at your school who looks fat but is just big and tall. He looks chubby because he is, and everyone thinks they can beat him up, but they can’t. he could beat up that one dick named Chase. Keenan is smart and funny, but the only humor that kids find funny are inappropriate song like California girls. And people thinks he’s dumb because he doesn’t have a phone or Snapchat or TikTok. And he isn’t in the group chat either so when he asks questions on the bus they just say” shut up dumbfuck” This is because he has real parents who actually care about his safety and mind rotting from the internet. He is aloud to do some things but you know TikTok is truly bad. And Keenan is kind and compassionate. he cares about you and would risk his life for you. Finally he is shy. If you know him he’s not good friends with you because he doesn’t feel like you’re good enough friends to keep secrets. And if he disappears down the opposite side of the Hal or mysteriously walks out of the lunchroom it’s because he is hiding away in lunch bunch because no one gives a fucking shit about what he says. He has to talk to you for you to talk to him. No one ever directly speaks to him. And if you like him he’s waiting for you to approach him. Because all of the girls secretly like him but don’t tell there besties because they’ll be embarrassed.
That’s his life.
That’s his life.
by Duffin Keynarn Dagels June 6, 2023
Get the Keenanmug. A weird, creepy ass motherfucker that is chill but gives off a rapist vibe at the same time. He is a master at wine making, and is a professional clapper. Has know idea what he is talking about, but goes on anyways and makes himself sound like a complete dumbass. Classified as Hippy Hick.
by Dick fart420 May 30, 2018
Get the Keenan Drapermug. Keenan is a very big individual. Their back is wider than the great wall of china and they are very nice. They love fanum taxing people and are very lovable like a teddy bear.
by namewriter3000 March 1, 2024
Get the Keenanmug. by manad12345 May 25, 2022
Get the keenanmug.