Keanu

Keanu is an amazing person he is loving and kind I was friends with him and trust me hold on to them Keanu’s can be mean if you make them mean but once you start to love him you will fall so hard he is the best and he prob;y will have an amazing sex life cause he is so very handsome

Girl 1 :Keanu is my best friend

Girl 2 : Bitch he is my bestfriend back tf off

by Your best friend yuliza November 3, 2020

Keanu

A Keanu Marcus is a vocalist for a shitty band called Kill the Blonde.

Keanu sucks Ryan’s dick to record music.
Is Keanu the vocalist of that shit band KTB?
Wow did I just see Keanu?! That’s sad.

by Kill the Blonde Vocalist September 15, 2020

Keanu

Someone very weak and stupid, the only reason they exist is to mop floors and clean mugs.

I saw a keanu in the cafeteria today

by keanusgirlfriendhuayi August 27, 2021

Keanu

He’s the worst most backstabbing person in history. Never trust a Keanu

Girl 1: he called me a bitch even though he said ily first smh

Girl 2: he is such a Keanu fr (forreal)

by I_heart_hotmoms.com February 27, 2022

Keanu

Keanu is a badass, he’s very cool no matter what he’s doing. If he’s smashing 10000000000 girls, killing people with pencils or telling me to wake the fuck up cos I have a city to burn. This man is a fucking legend

I’m naming my child keanu

by Agueroooooo December 27, 2020

keanu bennett

keanu bennett is a guy who is really cute and thinks he looks like shit at school. he has obly a couple of friends and is normally left out in a friend group he doesn’t relate to

“omg are you keanu bennett?”

by stanjakesimforclearskin May 13, 2022