Kirsten Dunst

A beautiful, very talented young woman who has a killer smile and fantastic legs; also cute and cuddly.

Did you see that blonde girl? She is so a Kirsten Dunst.

by Joshten April 10, 2005

Kirsten

A flat person.

She is totally Kirsten.

by ♪Dylan♪ June 25, 2019

Kersten

when a male or female goat gets enrolled in a Hokey Pokey Dance School and consequently learns how to operate a machine gun as a direct result.

Everybody! DUCK! Its a Kersten, and shes armed!

by Hadid September 7, 2008

kirstened

the action of one party, esp. an actor, dating another party under false pretenses followed by lying and saying that he/she got married in order to let the other party know the dating process has been concluded.

"Girrrrrllll, did you hear what happened to Maria?"
"No, what happened??"
"She was dating that actor guy and got straight KIRSTENED!!"
"DAAAAAMMMMNNN!!! That's fucked up."

by E-dizzub July 28, 2007

Kirsten

Kirsten is smart, wonderful and great at multitasking. She is open minded and great at knitting btw. Kirstens don't like to cook or clean but do what is necessary for their family. If you know or have a Kirsten in your life, keep her, she will be useful.

Kirsten is so good at doing three things at once OMG #Kirsten

by <Ummmm.> October 28, 2018

kirsten

the butt hole who always will have a purple phone case and has dark hair with dark eyes!

wow kirsten is sitting right next to me!!!

by theguysittingnexttoyou February 5, 2020

KirsTEN

Kirsten is the female version of a fuckboy. She wants the whole crew and she will get it. Watch your mans because she will come for him too. The only thing she can't catch is feelings.

Damn, Kirsten stole my man again.

by clumsyhoe April 18, 2020