Kangaroo

Male who cowardly retreats/contracts its genitalia upon a being presented a challenge.

Albert enthusiastically lobbied for the race. However, when a suitable contender arose, he quickly backed out.

Albert, you're such a kangaroo!

by beerisliquidbread March 5, 2011

kangaroos

My cool shoes.

I'll stick my kangaroos in yo' ass if yer not careful.

by Rumpus February 18, 2004

Kangaroo Tit

A very large woman's (280+) breast that is long and saggy that gets stuck in her gut. Her gut is like a kangaroo pouch holding a baby joey.

Oh my god, there is a baby kangaroo in my pocket. Nope I just have Kangaroo Tit

by peekage September 2, 2009

kangaroo balling

variation of wallaby balling, the homosexual version

Ben Wilson and Francais Comaux both enjoy the painful pleasure of wallaby balling.

by kyle the pimp February 23, 2004

Kangaroo Jack

The worst movie in the history of the universe. I would not see this movie if you paid me $1,000,000 AND gave me a monkey. When I saw this movie I was praying to see That Darn Cat.

"Kangaroo Jack took up an hour and a half of my life, and I want it back."

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

Kangaroo Bill's Brother

Rooted (roo-ted).

Two male Kangaroo's - which are brothers.

One is named Bill, the other is named Ted.

The brakes on the HQ are Kangaroo Bill's Brother (meaning they are rooted ie stuffed).

Mate, the rear quarter panel is Kangaroo Bill's Brother (meaning rusted beyond repair).

My back is Kangaroo Bill's Brother (ie its fucked).

by nichoma December 9, 2010

Kangaroo Abortion

the act of terminating a pregnancy by grappling with a pregnant woman and delivering a flying kick to her abdomen using both legs simultaneously, similar to a fighting kangaroo

“Yeah she said she wanna keep it so I grabbed her by the hair and gave her a good ole kangaroo abortion.”

by bingbong2020 April 20, 2020