Junked

An expression for being hit in the balls Hard!

DAMN! That kid got junked

by Mike October 26, 2004

jaked it

to drop a ball (usually a football) that is easily catchable

"Dude how didn't you catch that ball it was right to your hands!'

"I know i totally jaked it"

by Coopahloop October 8, 2009

juned

One: a term describing one who is mysteriously turned on by girls or women getting hit by large automobiles, such as trucks or vans.
Two: a stupid variation of "getting served".

Aww.. damn.. poor lady got hit by a bus, and he was juned..
Wow.. look at those dance moves.. that poor bastard just got Juned!

by Anonmyous March 22, 2005

double dick gay juke

a juke so complete that you cannot escape it. As you move away to avoid a first juke, a second one comes at you from the other side and you find yourself stuck in a double dick gay juke. can be used in many different situations.

guy1: so i got yelled at work to change my days around so we could go watch that show, and she tells me shes going with someone else...
guy2: bro, you got double dick gay juked

by raph852 December 16, 2008

kick the jukebox

The response you utter to a friend when a song comes on the radio/itunes/ipod/etc. that reminds you of an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend and the painful breakup you suffered through with them.

"Lu, kick the jukebox, this song reminds me of my ex..."

by Mary Low July 3, 2008

Jukes

To go rob and indivual on the street

"son we about to catch a jukes"

by jayroc87 September 8, 2009

nissan juke

A car by Japanese manufacturer Nissan. A cheap SUV with a tiny engine which is very over worked with producing 190BHP. Its design is very peculiar and asymmetric which probably gave its name. Instead of being called the Nissan PUKE, they decided to give it a more market friendly name such as the Nissan JUKE.

Friend 1: Hey brother from another mother. Do you see that Nissan Juke there on the street?

Friend 2: Yea I do see that PUKE mate, those fenders look like gypsy balls.

by XXMetodZ November 9, 2010