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Juan

An asshole that lies and likes everyone even though he has a girlfriend his girlfriend doesn’t like him she is just so desperate to date someone so she dates the least popular person that no one like and he has and he has no future and no good grades
by Justin .B February 18, 2018
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Juan

Your gardener that will suck on your green card for more breaks and less working hours and come home drinking their Bud-Light and yelling in Blackxican to their 69 children in one apartment room.
Rich Person: Hey Juan, today you can skip the leaves and mow the lawn only.

Juan: *Black Accent* Thank you, mister.
by BigDaddyHuf July 24, 2018
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Juan

The number before two
What's before 2?
Juan!
by Dg2121 July 20, 2016
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Juan

A GAY NIGERIAN WHO LIKES DARK BLACK GIRLS & BBQ SAUCE WITH SOME CHICKAAAN NUGGETZ.

Also nerdy & skinny, whos entire life is Red Dead Redeption / Black Ops.
Has A WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL girlfriend but is VERY ungrateful for how beautiful she is :)
TF Nigga, is you bein Juan now?
by OhShizzImCuteee May 9, 2011
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Juan

One of the crustiest meeps in the tri-state area. Notorious for dumping girls over text and tends to be injury prone.
Ew, look at that dude he's such a Juan.
by Fatrob69 November 25, 2017
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juan

a guy who meets little girls on xbox live because he cannot meet girls in real life. NO LIFE
Guy 1: Dude, what are you doing?

Guy 2: I gotta go to court for being a Juan :(

Guy 1: Sucka
by DonJuanNaughtygirl February 12, 2010
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Juan

A normal guy who masterbates daily
Juan is white
by Euhedhsbwiiw April 6, 2017
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