Jown

Jown = Jacking Off With Noose. This acronym is used to describe the act of holding a noose around ones neck while masterbating profusely.

Man, I can't wait to get home and Jown.
I woke up last night to Michael Jowning.
I've got a Jowning headache.

by Alan Callahan February 4, 2008

Jowned

When someone with the name John-Jon-Joe-Joel or anything with J-O in it, owns pwns someone.

man, you just got Jowned.

did you see Bobby get Jowned?

by John DeWhitt July 29, 2008

jowita

Jowita is bean bandit number two because yes

Jowita likes Jovitos it’s so epic

by hxneyb3e October 17, 2019

Anal Jowster

A sharp poop. Usually hurts.

If I don't get more fiber in my diet I'll continue to let out anal jowsters.

by Johnny Vixen June 12, 2005

Jowett

a teachers personnal arse licker who has a sexual attraction to people who teach history. can get away with anything in school cos the teacher all love him. dosent do PE either.

OMG YOU JOWETT A SPIT SHINE ON DOUGANS ARSE IS UNNECESSARY!

by robbnert January 22, 2009

Jowett

Name for a person on the game player unknown battle ground who loots everything.

That house has been jowetted.

by Pubg 2000 May 9, 2018

Jowaan

He loves to do sports and exercise he is the best friend you’ll ever meet but if you make him you’re soulmate that will be your worst decision ever because once he has used you for whatever he had used you for than hes going to be fake never ever talk to you again.

Jowaan is was a good friend to me

by 1119044 December 15, 2018