Jousting cock

When a dominant male fucks you with his penis whilst running toward you, penetrating so deeply your insides never stop being unbearably sore.
“My boyfriend swiftly shoved me against a wall and fucked me good with his Jousting Cock.”
by SpaceJamIsMyGay January 06, 2018
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bus jousting

in GTA4 when online you have two players hijack some buses and ram each other full speed in a head on collision only one shall survive
player 1:hey lets go bus jousting
player 2: ok
.....
Boom
player 1: suck it bitch
player 2: the sound of respawning
by PWN master93 July 20, 2009
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car jousting

When you lean out of the window of a vehicle and puke on the windshield of a car heading the other way.
This is also known as winning the duel.
Jimmy was so out of it yesterday that when we got a taxi he was car jousting the cars speeding by us.
He totally won the duel against a BMW.
by AAmante June 14, 2022
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Ass-Jousting

A sport involving two competitors who attempt to knock down their opponent by scuttling down the playing field and bumping each other with their asses.

Ass-jousting is best played at 2AM with bored college students, not looking for sexual games.
by Hulla March 10, 2007
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wang joust

Penis "jousting", for two males to sword fight with their dicks.

wang: penis
joust: to fight with a sword-like object, swinging it in the air
Those two guys are so gay, they're over there getting ready to wang joust with eachother.
by mary_jane_420 December 09, 2010
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Fart-joust

The ancient Roman competition that uses a cylindrical tube between two anus's to see if the adversary's can fart in each other's rump's.
Austin did you see Max and Ryan's fart-joust last moon?
by Trump train August 21, 2016
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